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Scribbler for whoever will pay me. Author of The Weak Are A Long Time In Politics: https://xitter.twitterapi.xyz/t.co/zg1eoouBh6. Also churchwarden at @asblackheath

Joined March 2011
When James Anderson opens the bowling for Surrey at home next year it will be his first County Championship match at the Oval since 2003. Indeed, that is his only one. He took the first five Surrey wickets to fall in that match so he's got 24 years of making-up to do
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Seems a great time to draw attention to Charlie Broker's excellent Russell Brand takedown in 2015
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A Christmas feast of delicious music! #tchaikovsky. #mozart, #Elgar, #holst. Come and join us in the beautiful @ASBlackheath in the warm glow of candlelight Tickets and more info: ticketsource.com/surround-so… ❤️☃️🥰 @patrick_kidd @AlexMacCello @Harrietviolin
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Has @coopuk just given up on shoplifting? Bloke just walked out with a case of Stella. Shop assistant asks if he’s going to pay. I’ve got my hands full with shopping but put myself between him and the door to delay him a bit for security to arrive and no one came.
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I should have dropped my shopping and pinned him to the wall but then I’d probably have been arrested for assault. He just kept squawking “my dad died” as if that’s an excuse for theft
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Probably the wrong person to put in charge of your military IT security
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John Frieda: from hairdresser’s apprentice to head of £335m empire The Purdey cut catapulted the stylist to international fame, bringing the likes of Princess Diana and Paul McCartney to his chair. But it was the haircare products that sealed his fortune ✍️ @patrick_kidd bit.ly/4kBiE0X
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This week on The Common Sense Revolution podcast @gavinmegaw, @patrick_kidd and I interview Lord Brady. In his 14 years as chairman of the 1922 Committee, he refereed multiple leadership challenges and contests. So how does he rate Kemi Badenoch’s prospects? Links 👇
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Edmund Richardson’s excellent biography of Alexander the Great has won the Baillie Gifford Prize. I reviewed it in May for @RobbieTimes. He fought hard and partied hard and had the most expensive hangover in history. Alexander, that is, not Robbie thetimes.com/article/ee6593d…
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Ahead of this weekend’s game against @BedfordBluesRFC, which kicks off at The Utilita at 3pm, Derek Wyatt (Bedford legend) is interviewed by @patrick_kidd. The article is on our website. blackheathrugby.co.uk/the-on… #blackheathrugby #blackheathfc #club #rugbyfamily @Champrugby
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Ironic given how much of the campaign Trump seemed to spend talking about bottoms
Democrat Keisha Lance Bottoms will win Georgia governor's race and become the first Black female governor in US history, CNN projects. Follow live updates. cnn.it/4sNChoU
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Sure, the midterms are fun but Trump losing the very essence of his Presidency would slap more if he was in a repurposed Sports Hall at 3am in Wigan
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To The Savile Club, to sing for my supper w @patrick_kidd and together remind folk of the Great that we too oft forget is still in #Britain today …
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It's the annual London to Brighton veteran car run this Sunday. Wrote this about it last year. If you share my love for pre-1905 bone-shaking, smoke-spewing Gumdrops and Genevieves then get to Hyde Park at dawn to see them head off. thetimes.com/uk/london/artic…
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Pauline Parker: ‘Heavenly Creatures’ teenager who murdered her mother After her release from prison in New Zealand for the 1954 matricide dramatised in Peter Jackson’s film, she moved to the UK and took on a new identity ✍️ @patrick_kidd bit.ly/4yUA6kO
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This week on The Common Sense Revolution podcast we contemplate the void that is John Healey’s first budget. Featuring pickles, beer, @gavinmegaw, @patrick_kidd and me. Links 👇
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What an astonishing result for Fleetwood Town, putting Arsenal out of the League Cup. And the most delightful thing as I listened to the finale on the radio was when a Hammond organ started to play in the ground as soon as the decisive penalty went in. Sheer seaside jollity.
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It’s October 26 and @theivycafe in Blackheath already has its Christmas decorations up. A couple of frosted pines and a large polar bear in a festive jumper. Quite jolly but if you can’t wait until Advent could we at less delay Christmas until after All Souls?
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‘Do you have a photo of Jesus?’ Blackheath’s vast image archive enters digital era South London Aladdin’s cave that housed more than 2m images will close doors as Mary Evans Picture Library moves its operations online ✍️ @Patrick_Kidd bit.ly/4z9NceI
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Ugly scenes in Hampstead right now. It’s all kicking off
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