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Vijana Instead of sitting at home waiting for World cup. Heres what you can do to get some income Go to our Keensight website,Look at all the services we offer,read the description and pricing,and if you dont understand anything I happy to help clarify that on whatsapp using the number shared there Then go out,look for estates and buildings coming up,ask if they need CCTV cameras,Electric fences,Fingerprint access control readers,metal Scanners or any other service we provide We are willing to give commision as high as 13% yield depending on level of business brought For example if business is worth 3 million,your commission could be as high as 200k If you need photos as proof of work they are there at the site,our portfolio is online,just download it Good luck. Mjue hakuna rahisi,Earth is hard bwana Keensight.co.ke

I dont think anyone should take what this idiot does or says seriously. He is a former pick pocketer,He has a young daughter hes struggling to feed,he is a class rep pale MKU parklands struggling to finish Law but lies he has a masters,he sells dawa ya Kunguni as a side business, and his goal I think is to make sure he milks as much money from Ruto as he can before Ruto goes home. Hes surviving. Tunamjua vizuri sana huyu mshenzi. So for him its about optics,everything else doesnt matter as long as he is making that 1K for shouting tutam. Which I think is better than going back to being a pick pocketer. Ignore and mute! Like I have just done

My heart really cant stand anyone vouching for Kasongo. I have had very close contact with the Madness and Animousity caused by him to tolerate anyone that still sees him as innocent. Nimeona watu wakikufa sababu yake. I just can’t. This is a very sensitive matter for me

Most people dont know how much money is in the services we offer,like Electric fencing. Sasa kama hii tuseme ni 50/100 it costs around 132,000kes. Na tunaweka na siku mbili. A month has 30 days, divide by 2 per project, hiyo ni 15 projects per month Haya, 15 x 132,000kes = 2 million Two million per month x 12 months? = 24,000,000kes 24M per year, na bado hatujacount vitu kama CCTV cameras, Access controls, Fire alarm systems, Mimi ni mtu mambo ikieza amua kuenda msuri nalalisha kitu kama 100Mirrion per year. Miaka tano nimenunua helicopter! Siet! Leteni kasi aki keensight.co.ke

I think Sifuna has become bigger than what he actually imagines himself as. I dont think he has diacovered how Momentous he is,Yet

Now who advised my Leader sifuna to get a female bodyguard. Mnajua mmeanza kuleta mcheso kwa mambo very serious!

Has anyone else noticed how agressive these women in kinyozis get when you say no after they ask you if you want to do facials? Jana nimesema No wakaniangusia ile kitambaa moto kwa uso bwana. For the first time in 16yrs I felt my tears Mobilizing come out. Karibu akule roundkick

At what point did kenyan women sit down and discuss that for them to appear more attractive they needed to wear fake hair from the mzungus? Is it the soap operas they watched when growing up that made them want to emulate the actresses or where did this madness come from? And the madness has gotten so deep,that women with expensive fake hair mock those with the cheap,claiming that the expensive one is original meaning it has come from the Mzungus head. WHAT!? Sometimes I look at them and I become embarrassed on their behalf. When you see how hard they are trying to hide that lining at the forehead where the fake hair comes to contact with their skin,by applying kilograms of make up,I am tempted to ask what is going on. Are we supposed to believe this your real hair? Does it look like your real hair in your head? Where is the hair that your mother gave you Dorcas? And who has lied to you that you look more attractive in this fake hair than you do your real hair? Buana where did my peope go wrong to live like this,like clowns,even in their own soil that their ancestors fought with their lives to retain. Ni swala ambalo linahuzunisha sana,Mwafrika kwa jinsia yake hana uhuru kabisa,yupo gerezani akilini mwake

Rasa anaku walahi

First and foremost let me just say this is unfortunate. 2nd, I must also make it known that polo kimani lives in sigona,not kikuyu town, in an apartment with a lift,that means he lives in a middle class neighbourhood and its hard for him to come across such. Sigona is where Uhuru comes to play golf. For more context,the watchman of our apartment, comes to work driving a Mazda demio So right now as we speak,kimani is no longer a peasant,mambo ya pombe haram hiyo yeye hajui. Yeye sahii shida ako nazo ni shida za kitajiri,kama sahii anashangaa atanunua aquarium wapi. Ata mziki anaouskiza siku hizi ni mziki wa kitaalam,anaskiza kina Nyboma,kina Josky kiambuktu,kina Tabuley Rochereou, kina madilu sytem. Mambo ya kudunda na Mayengs aliachia watu ya chang’aa. Aloo? Stay guided #expeasant

Baada ya kuhamia hii apartment ya lift, Nataka sasa ninunue aquarium niwekee pale kando ya TV,na nitafute ile tusamaki ya Orange nirushe ndani kama sita. Na niingise pipe ya hewa itokee kwa dirisha. Apo naye ata nikileta Eve maina anaona amefika JW marriot,surual chini pap!

Polycarp Igathe should return and Vie for Nairobi seat under Linda Mwananchi

The biggest Mystery for me is how those who are inthe frontline saying Tutam,a big share of them are very poor,even poorer than us who want Ruto gone yestrday. I dont even have the words to describe the Mshangao I get every time I encounter them,its like their brain is also poor

A woman who can convince active Robbers who are holding a knife pointing her chest in her house,to take everything in the house but spare her phone,ignoring the fact that she might use it to call the caretaker for help,that is a person who should be recruited by UN immediately to go and negotiate a ceasefire between Israel and iran. Wezi hawa wa nairobi wanakuibianga mpaka gas ya 6Kg? Wezi waliniibia mpaka thermos? Bwana some of these things you see online and you’re just left wondering. In Rongai Nakuru when my father tried to negotiate with the 4 thieves who had tied us on the floor with a nylon rope,pleading with them to not take all his salary since he had just been paid and has no more money to feed his family,he was bombarded with two volcanic slaps accompanied by a threat “Funga mdomo ama Tukudinye!” The thieves were mannerless! They carried everything. Hawa wa kuwachia mwibiwi simu wamenishangasa sana vanee

At a safaricom shop and this girl is buying an iphone 18 at hire purchase. Ameweka 100k and the other 124k she’ll pay later. You guys are living above your means by all means

The only problem with dating younger girls is how much optimistic they still are towards life generally,talking about I want to travel and see the world. Hiyo naye inachosha. There are things a young girl will mention and you just know this one has not seen anything,and its pointless to explain because she wont understand where Im coming from. Thats why I prefer slightly older women who have seen what the real world looks like,they dont have much light left in their eyes. These ones life has twangad them a proper one they only have a small pie of delusion left,hawa huwa hamsumbuani

I have been watching a documentary about german Tunnel burrowing machines since 4PM buana. Content ya wanaume ndio hii sasa

I have closed today with only 240 shillings between me and poverty. 240! Sasa naimagine kama ile kamrembo kanaitwa eve kangeniitikia,ndoa unajua haingemalisa mwaka aki. Mtoto wa kibabi unapea yeye kabej siku mbili anapata allergy bwana,mtoto amezoea sosej na brocolli, na ile pancake haiwekangwi mafuta inaitwa nun bread. Hiyo vitu yote huwesi pata na chini ya elfu mbili. Ningeumia sana aisee. Alafu ujue watoto wa kitajiri hawakosangi kaugonjwa moja expensive. Na akigonjeka tena upeleki yeye kenyatta,ni Agha khan,pale per night ukikua admitted ni 50 sausand. Mama yangu! Saai ingine mungu anakunyimanga vitu umeitisha juu anajua huwesani. Mimi sahii wacha niendelee kuskuma mwaka na hii caincedo yangu. Hawa ata mnawesa rarua boflo na avocado supper na hawashtuki,bora amemeza kitu. Hawa ata hawagonjekangi. Sufuria wanasugua namna atari sana. Mimi pesa ikirudi nitawesa kasirika nichukue caincedo yangu moja nipeleke Turkey,wanitengenesee tu msuuri, atoke kama eve maina,Soko naye haitawahi niona tena aki. Eih! Dj chesa I have nothing by whitney houston,na usiweke chiki chiki

Kuna mtambo niliweka nyumbani nione nani anatembelea bibi nikiwa kanisa keensight.co.ke

Wetangula and Mudavadi after feasting in the government alone went back to the village to sing waluya unity,only to find Sifuna has already changed the wave. Their frustration was very evident,as Wetangula ended up calling Sifuna a dog ‘Mbwa’ claiming sifuna has finished his dream of becoming a president in 2032. Nonetheless,Sifuna has remained silent,a tactic that appears to be very effective when dealing with opponents who want to use his clapback to gain media traction. Soea rais wako mapema!

If you’re in a level where you’re dealing with women who ask for fare whenever you suggest a meet up,you have a very long way to go my brother. You are in the trenches. Mimi mwanamke ananiambia mambo ya fare siwes angalia mara mbili aki,ni ata heri nitoboe kabej