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she/her I talk shit about Chelsea, but don't get it twisted, that's my club. 💙

Joined December 2023
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The fact that everyone in Zaheer’s crew died but Zaheer himself I’m hot
Zaheer should’ve died for this I’m mad asf
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LeBron fans are a cancer to the sport. Ever since Steph Curry took rings off their favourite clown, they’ve made it their life’s mission to obsess over Ayesha, dig up OOC videos and find any excuse to drag her. An embarrassing level of obsession. Grow up.
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The misogyny is exhausting. Why are Ayesha Curry and Hailee Steinfeld questioned for pursuing acting while their married males do the same without scrutiny? Why are women expected to shrink themselves after marriage while men are free to thrive? The double standards is crazy
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Hey where can I get this training gear?
Vibes are high in Houston 🙌
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Wow icl the defense has been solid from Chelsea women Kudos to Keish, Hannah, Peng, Bronze, Bjorn and Buurman
This is the first time in history that a Chelsea team (men or women) has kept a clean sheet in each of their first four group or league stage matches in any European competition.
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And Carpenter ffs
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Stop right there because Steph can definitely film a whole documentary without talking about kd lol
Can’t tell the story of their careers without each other 🏆 It’s always a good time when Steph & KD match up 🔥
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🚨 JUST IN: Josh Acheampong has withdrawn from the England U21 squad. (@BobbyVincentFL) #CFC
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Real hate
This game was marked on the calendar man this was real smoke 😂
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Oh trust me they hire those lol but yeah i agree about the nollywood critics
Nobody hires a house help with a BBL, and nobody with a BBL is out there working as a house help. Nollywood writers and producers need to stop watching porn.
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How about a start for her Miss Bompastor?
Maika is your @ConstantContact Goal of the Month winner for October! 🏆 Awarded for her sensational long-range strike vs Spurs. 🚀
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Premier league should be boycotted by Chelsea fans when next they go on a posting spree about us Im so serious
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The comments are killing me They don’t know who is being compared to who when it’s so obvious 😭
because KD n Russ was two MVP level guys , this Tatum/Jaylen shit is like if Klay had beef with Steph
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Joao Pedro did the “Huey” lol
Joao Pedro and Thiago Silva linking up, love this. #CFC
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He’s like 5’3 btw Shows you football is all about the IQ
Chavarria, I see those runs even if nobody else does.
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4 goals in the Champions League and Chelsea Women want to win the UWCL? 😭 Be serious uno.
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The only thing saving Alyssa Thompson is that goal against arsenal
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Damn cfcw sucks even more than cfc😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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She doesn’t even need makeup 🥺
How is she even real wow
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Nude and a longer version of this on me
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