i talk about my bowel movements a lot
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Heh.. guess you could say im not like other bisexual baddies (my boyfriend isnt a greaseball loser)
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Im so glad i didnt have twitter when i was a melanie martinez fan, i wouldve been cancelled weekly
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I didnt realize how much i took cuddling for granted until i got sick and couldnt risk rye also getting sick
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A lady just asked if we sell bluetooth balls that bounce and roll on their own.. peoples laziness truly astonishes me
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Woke up to a random man knocking on our window at 12:30 am, bro locked himself out and decided we needed to help him
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
