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arielle

@reallygordon

stay critical or die

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Joined November 2008
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unfortunately tucker carlson continues to have amazing merch
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vibe coded a pitchfork BNM aggregator with options to filter by genre :) have fun ariellegordon.github.io/pitc…
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me, my 'hounds of love' shirt, and my messy kitchen were featured in the great @michaeloburns video essay about the death of criticism 🪦 youtube.com/watch?v=TUcyTVz-…
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well, fuck
Moira Donegan (@MoiraDonegan) profile pictureMoira Donegan@MoiraDoneganNov 10
Hot take but I think as a genre the “highly erotic personal essay by a straight woman about desire as an exercise in abjection and self-abandonment” has kind of been exhausted.
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by far the best movie i watched this year was CON AIR. followed closely by BLUE HERON.
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you get old enough and you start saying things like "norm macdonald was the hottest guy to ever live"
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this golem necklace instagram keeps advertising to me will solve all of my problems
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bike kill forever
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writing a five star review on the beer advocate page for bud light
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happy national cat day to simon aka shimon aka mr. cutie pie, esq.
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Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 29
Today is National Cat Day.
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was feeling down about my dating life but then i remembered the woman on tiktok (hotter than me, btw) who is in a committed relationship with a looksmaxxed octopus named sin
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My AI Boyfriend Banned Beans At Dinner 😍
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guys i thought we all had a notes app like this
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Rory McCarthy (@roryisconfused) profile pictureRory McCarthy@roryisconfusedOct 26
This one circulates online the most I think.
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this is not even half of the list btw
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i hate new york halloween, wdym there’s gonna be a milk-bath makeout with the hungry spirit of georges bataille
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i wear danskos with socks and shorts to let people know I’m neurodivergent
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i think eat pray love would be a great name for a white belt screamo band
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I’m lifting you up… I’m letting you down…
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please fetch him the hazy IPA
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i don’t have to sell my soul… he’s already in me 📸 @yungchomsky
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