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// unethical hacker // malware degeneracy // sr cybersec leader, megacorp usa // @sec_defcon daemon // misery @despairware // take  sincerely at your own risk

Joined September 2008
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If you’re a Cyber professional following me on Twitter dot com you should know that goes against industry best practice and I do not recommend it
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after extensive thought and soul searching, i’ve decided i’m ready to accept an offer to be ceo of nvidia
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the nvidia board is gonna make jensen huang turn in his jacket and gun
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Shout out and thanks to all those who have served
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“The Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve” -Matthew 20:28
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Encrypt your web traffic with TLS? No thanks, I’m an exhibitionist
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Oh, you think you have privacy on the internet?? Lmao
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Friendly reminder encryption is just the most famous flavor of security by obscurity
Enquanto GTA 6 era baixado, resolvi inspecionar e, para minha surpresa, descobri que o PS5 baixa jogos via TCP 80, sem autenticação ou criptografia na transferência. Qualquer um poderia ver o eu estava baixando ou até baixar um trecho do jogo 😂😂😂
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Don’t let anyone tell you security by obscurity doesn’t work
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SSNs are public data @IceSolst published every American’s social security number, go look yours up every-ssn dot com
I've been using Twitter for 14 years, and I'm only just discovering that you can take a screenshot of a tweet by replying to this with your social security number.
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Honey bunches of Oattachés
So if a foreign spy joins one of the infamous Silicon Valley polycules to steal tech secrets, would that be a honeybunch?
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These 2 were with me all night handing out hot meals to homeless people
BREAKING: Missouri police use Flock cameras to identify two teens accused of stealing & damaging other Flock cameras on Halloween night.
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Missed opportunity, could have been a friggin shark with a friggin laser beam on it's head
Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmon they're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7 the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on them as few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmon the usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice off but the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmon so instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day: > two cameras watch every salmon that swims past > AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse > then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away > the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead we now live in a world where AI lasers do pest control on your dinner lmao
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BREAKING: Jim Cramer says Nvidia is at its cheapest in 10 years and now's the time to buy
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Mongo in Dungeon Crawler Carl book 5
Type of shit your subagents start doing when the task requires 5 lines of code
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Ew, someone got excited and metasploited all over my server
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After the n+1th time one of these dudes has plowed over you
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If you thought GPUs were expensive before, wait until Jensen Huang sets out on the legendary quest to recover all that money he’s gonna lose in the divorce…
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ride or die with @PunsCyber
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Get ready to experience the absolute pinnacle of dog shit games you never could have possibly imagined would exist
Ever thought about building your own games? The Codex edition @modretro Chromatic is now on Supply Co. With the ModRetro Chromatic plugin in Codex, you can design levels, animate sprites, and playtest on your handheld. Speedrun checkout while Codex builds your ROM 😉
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Some random time on a miscellaneous day when you bend over to pickup your baby
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You should consistently be attempting to catfish your husband and when they fail, make them retake your cybersecurity awareness training
Just so we’re all clear, cheating on your spouse is for losers. A billion dollars isn’t cool, you know what’s cool? Not cheating on your spouse.
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