matt

art should hug the comfortable and cuddle the disturbed

learning Palmistry so i have an excuse to break the touch barrier on the first date

what are some good ways of skipping the journey for people just getting into arriving at the destination

liked. reposted. kissed. hugged. got a little handsy as well sorry about that

testing myself with straight porn again

ok so maybe i wasn't able to "get it up". or "perform satisfactorily". but i learned a lot and i'm ready to give it my best shot again in the future

as a man with serious sexual dysfunction a wiggle from my neener is worth two regular boners

29 years old and i just realized embarrassment and regret aren't the same emotion

sometimes it sucks being ugly but then i remember that people look more beautiful when they stand next to me

i have a type but it doesn't really matter what it is because my penis doesn't work so i don't get to be in love

the stripper doesn't love me. i love her. and that's ok. it's nice enough that someone like the stripper exists

quit the drugs but still having gay urges #whatdatmean

i am i think a small man. and not just my penis. my ambitions... my understanding of the world... sometimes i feel so lost

sex was scary enough when i thought it was just peeing inside a woman. now it's even scarier.

i'm not gay i've just found 10000 ways not to be straight

i want to travel the world but i'm scared that the women in other countries will want to have sex with me. that i'm supposed to embody a sort of exotic foreigner archetype that oozes a mysterious sexiness. so i think i will just stay home

my new pickup line is would you like to be good people together

if being weird and offputting won't help me find love then i don't know what will

i kissed a boy last night and now i can't stop thinking about it and i really wanna do it again. pause 😂😂