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Now Greg Abbott can say a Mexican took his job! 😂 @GinaHinojosaTX #NewTexasGovernorGinaHinojosa
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RT @PaulleyTicks: BREAKING: Pete Hegseth awards the Sentinel that admonished him for laughing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier yesterday,…
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Republicans make largest cut to veterans benefits - on Veterans Day
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This is a message for @realDonaldTrump. Donald, this is on the table. Guarantee healthcare for every American, from cradle to grave.
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SHE’S A JOKE JUST LIKE HER HUBBY‼️🖕🏽
Melania is suffering through her speech today. I will never forgive Trump for villainizing immigrants when his own wife 1) took advantage of an Einstein Visa 2) chain migrationed her parents here 3) and demands immigrants speak English when our First Lady barely does so.
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Melania is suffering through her speech today. I will never forgive Trump for villainizing immigrants when his own wife 1) took advantage of an Einstein Visa 2) chain migrationed her parents here 3) and demands immigrants speak English when our First Lady barely does so.
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A big Fuck You to all the racist MAGA’s who demand immigrants & Mexican-Americans speak English when the First Lady barely does so. She’s had ample time & resources, after being here in the U.S. for 30 years, to improve her damn English.
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Melania can barely be bothered to look up from her prepared task as she reads a speech
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Over 70% of these incoming freshmen members of Congress are Democrats. THIS is how we take America back. 🇺🇸
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I really thought she was just going to speak from the heart on this one rather than reading something someone else wrote for her. Disappointed again.
Melania can barely be bothered to look up from her prepared task as she reads a speech
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Check out an even better one in the comments. 👀
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Q: If you could say one thing to Hegseth, what would it be? Cohen: F off.
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Witkoff hugs Putin's top envoy upon landing in Moscow with Jared Kushner
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“Why make trillions, when we can make billions?” 😂
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The movement behind Abdul El-Sayed led to a record number of voters, 4.8 million Michiganders, voting in the November election. The most voters to ever vote in a midterm election in Michigan's history. freep.com/story/news/politic…
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Sorensen on Hegseth getting yelled at at the Tomb of the Unknown Solider: I remember when I was 10 years old, and I came to Washington, D.C. for the first time. I remember at 10 years old, you don't say anything there. You say nothing there. So how is it that these adults couldn't figure that out? They didn't have the respect—that's something that you learn at 10. And so back home, people want respect. They want to feel respected, but they also want to make sure that our leaders are respecting them.
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KIROS: This is the wealthiest, most powerful country on Earth. And over 100,000 Americans die every single year because they don’t have access to health care. The number one cause of bankruptcy in this country is medical bankruptcy. Medicare for All is the only answer. Our job is to make sure that we make that case to the American people.
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-first billionaire outed as adulterer w age appropriate women -career implodes -he’s the key man at a load bearing company that’s ~7% of s&p 500 -nvidia loses 500B in market cap what does this mean
*NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG RESIGNS AS CEO *NVIDIA NAMES KRESS INTERIM CEO, RETAINS CFO ROLE
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Replying to @LePapillonBlu2
@LePapillonBlu2 – at Weirs Beach, NH
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Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but Donald Trump thinks the mere act of investigating him and his Administration could be illegal. By preemptively threatening Democrats investigating his Administration, Trump confesses to his own corruption. Link in reply ⬇️
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What a fucking nightmare
For anyone who hasn't heard about this yet: ICE showed up at the front door of Dr. Ann Lawani in Lodi, California, while she was still in her pajamas, shackled her at the wrists, waist, and ankles, and shipped her all the way to a detention center in Louisiana. She’s a frontline nurse who worked through the worst of COVID, directs the master's nursing program at the University of San Francisco (overseeing 230+ nursing students), and takes care of her 83-year-old dad. When her family and lawyer tried to find out where she was taken, ICE’s online locator came back with "0 results." It turns out ICE quietly changed its policy the day before her arrest to stop listing thousands of detainees in the public database, so her family had no idea where she was for days while she was bounced from Stockton to Bakersfield to El Paso to Louisiana. DHS put out a statement claiming she had a 2013 removal order, but they conveniently left out that on the *exact same day* in 2013, an immigration judge granted her Withholding of Removal blocking her deportation to Nigeria because she faced persecution there. She has zero criminal record, has checked in with ICE for 13 years, and has a valid federal work permit through 2029. Because they legally can't send her to Nigeria, Rep. Josh Harder says ICE has been trying to quietly deport her to an undisclosed third country behind her lawyer's back. Full write-up and breakdown of what happened here: eyesonice.net/p/covid-hero-d… Support independent coverage & frontline updates: ko-fi.com/eyesonice
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