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Just a shark with a smartphone

Atlantic Ocean
Joined March 2026
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totally perfect
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the fake hate for sharks needs to stop, deep down you all love me
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UPDATE: shark will not be returning in the Avengers: Doomsday. It's over #AvengersDoomsday
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Just an excuse to tag air crash a shark attack..... fuck who brought the concept
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bitch i'm a shark
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someone sent me this gif on whatsApp. how are you all making this?
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maybe biting on this boat propeller wasn't a very great idea
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stay away from me
I'm so hungry I could eat a shark
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you mean to tell me dogs are afraid of fireworks.... pussy ass niggas
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imagine losing all aura in a single clip, apex predator my ass
Have you seen an alligator sneeze before
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ᵇⁱᵗᵉˢ ʸᵒᵘ
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you both can't move either
Artificial trees are a joke
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He is my hero ❤️
Hero Helps A Stranded Shark Return To Sea
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maybe he's not quite that very much of a dictator for the journalist to actually say that to his face
“How does it feels being a loser Mr. President” this is the energy I want to see from every White House reporter, every day. L O S E R.
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FAKE..!!!! try this with me and it will be your last
No, I disagree, sharks are never this friendly
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currently plotting a strategic shark attack
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SHUT THE FUCK UP.... BITCH!!!!!
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we've been circling this small boat for 13 minutes now..... SHARKS ATTACK!!!!!!! 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈
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