CPA, CFA | Founder | Entrepreneur | Collabs @squanchland | Invented #apefollowape https://xitter.twitterapi.xyz/t.co/JX8vsNXO9q
Squanchland
Joined April 2013
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I don’t understand why two affairs is worse than one affair
The first one was with a… spy?
Does the second one even matter?
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You guys abandoned $STONK for Hooked and then for this one is down 99% and the other will be down 99% by next week.
Stonk remains the best opportunity out there for us all to win together.
PvE, but CT can’t even beat story mode on easy.
The irony is the market created by Pumpfun has made everyone so poor they have no choice but to take paid promos from Pumpfun.
It's official, I've joined @Pumpfun 🤝
Been living in the app this week. What's standing out:
Callouts now reward quality over quantity. Low cap spam earns less, and payouts lean on whether followers actually profit
Diamond callouts were added for higher market cap tokens. I'll be doing a lot more of these in this market
NEAR tokens are tradable right in the app, no bridging
Animated replays are fire, love watching them back
50mil+ revenue and 12 billion DEX volume in the last 30 days per DefiLlama. Can’t ignore these numbers
Use my code Mike_Ess for lower fees
pump.fun/u/Mike_Ess
From one poor person to another, a reminder you can eat as many happy meals as you want and earn $3 a pop after eBay fees
While supplies last
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Mixed vodka with this to celebrate Redbull Flugtag
> Tried to jump off a bridge (literally)
> Cops stopped me
> Lost my wallet
> Accused my brother of stealing it
> Smashed my phone out of anger
Later found my wallet in my pocket
Simpler times…
People are so soft they’re banning creatine. They could never handle the old days. We used to do lines of NO-XPLODE for sport. The original formula. The one made out of meth.
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The problem is that if a high profile person or founder backs a token and DOESN’T have it bundled, a whale will.
Immediately.
A huge announcement is always going to bleed out.
The only winning strategy these days is a slow growing community over a long period with no one high profile / no earth shattering announcements involved.
But no one wants that.
I agree with TJR that CT specifically makes it genuinely impossible for a normal public figure to participate with good intentions.
The truth is, y’all have no idea how insane it is to get this many false accusations about shit and it would drive anyone crazy, and out of the industry.
You guys are all directing hate at TJR because he posts comedy videos and ignore the actual ruggers, criminals, farmers etc.
I hate chiming in because it directs attention to myself, I’m basically gonna get hate all in the comments now but it should be said.
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100 tries to tackle Derrick Henry, or
Enter the game up one in the bottom of the 9th and finish the game without allowing an earned run
Only one try
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We made a meme about living in a fantasy world.
Partnered with @fomo to offer all our holders their own fantasy via glitched pricing.
Sagasu coded
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My favorite thing about Mundo is tfw you dodge his cleaver
Coinbase fan? League player?
We're giving one person who is both the chance to win 2 tickets to the @lolesports Worlds Final in NYC.
Quote this post with your favorite thing about Mundo.
The cleavers, the regen, the way he keeps saying his own name. Your call.
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Unless you’re 225 and collegiately athletic there’s zero chance you tackle Derrick Henry in 100 tries
He gets a 10 yard wind-up, but he’s not going to use it because he doesn’t want to trip
He walks up to you casually, throws you 7 feet across the turf, and jogs to the end zone
It would be the equivalent of my 80 pound 9 year old daughter trying to tackle me.
She probably has a better shot tbh
