Sick

And just like that, the AI bubble started popping from the top 💀

ladies, elon musk is defending jensen huang now if you were disgusted by jensen’s cheating, you should be equally disgusted by elon sell me your tesla for $500 don’t let these men control your driveway. know your worth

Jensen Huang’s affair, explained in NVIDIA terms: -marriage was designed for single tenancy -CEO enabled unauthorized parallel processing -trust model failed in production -incident required a public disclosure -the board launched a full security audit -no driver update can fix this one -recovery time is missing from the benchmarks Even CUDA cannot accelerate that apology.

Jensen Huang spent decades making parallel processing faster. Unfortunately, he applied the same architecture to relationships.

bro got rejected by HR and the entire engineering department 💀

True shit

Fable 5.2 you have my heart

Why are we not calling Python 3.14, Pi-thon?

Did it

Nvidia stock fell 12% because of election and another 10% because of erection

NULL is probably the most honest thing in computer science. Not everything has a value, and that's okay.

I didn't know Google managed to fit it in 8mb

Unpopular opinion: Claude websites look fine and 99% of people can't tell the difference

OH MY GOD CAN WE REGULATE AI NOW

Elon Musk really wishing the car in his garage had an exhaust

Getting laid off and then thanking the company on Linkedin is the biggest load of bullshit on the internet.

Never leaving this app