Simon Greening

Last night I watched the first ep of #TheMob on @DisneyPlus with Parker Posey. The latest attempt to find a new #Traitors will be lucky to get a second series. A load of ‘celebs’ head to Italy to compete in a far-too-complicated Mafia-esque game to win $100K. A bizarre mess! 5/10

Last night I watched #OneForTheRoad with Boyzone on @skytv after the success of #NoMatterEhat last year. Can they get Mikey on board after pre-agreeing two final final gigs at the Emirates in Manchester for the four of them? Plenty of tension (mainly Keith) but lots of love! 7/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #911onABC on @DisneyPlus with Angela Bassett (new hairdo). With the kind of accidents waiting to happen that #Casualty could only dream of, we are back for season 10 with a massive sinkhole & acidic shark tank: something bigger is coming! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #GreysAnatomy season 23 on @DisneyPlus with Ellen Pompeo et al. Back for episode 467 & the new thing is a fancy VIP wing with pain-in-the-ass patients needing ice chips. Usual mix of the domestic with experimental surgeries: welcome back! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #QI on @BBCTwo with Sandi/Alan back for series 24; made it to letter X (there’ll be liberties with episode names 🤣). Always a banker with Gyles Brandreth guaranteeing great stories (& Shiela Hancock pulling the format to pieces). Brill! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #War on @skytv with Dominic West. Another great show from George Kay: what happens when a businessman billionaire & actress want a divorce (you know it’s gonna be messy). Crackling dialogue & a stellar cast: Archie Renaux a one-to-watch! 8/10

Last night I watched #millionpoundshot on @Channel4 with Bradley Walsh. My Spidey-senses were tingling 5 minutes in that all mightn’t be as it seems. A fascinating fake game show with contestants risking their money was actually shining a spotlight on the gambling industry! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #GriffAcrossTheAlps on @Channel4 with Mr Rhys-Jones. He is a super engaging travel guide as he treks west to east starting in Chamonix and ending in Slovenia (across & literally through). Helicopters, rock climbing, thermal spas, Ibexes! 7/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #BluePlanetIII on @BBCOne with David Attenborough. Such a joy this is back after 9 years & we’re back in the water for sharks that fish on the beach, dolphins using sponges & harlequin shrimps stealing a starfish limb! Utterly wonderful! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #Yaga on @skytv (from 🇨🇦) with Carrie-Anne Moss. It’s witchy from the off then we get into a wealthy kid’s disappearance whose roommate looks identical (same actor, pet peeve). It’s off-kilter from the off, quirky characters & the occult! 6/10

Last night I watched #BeatLukeLittler on @NetflixUK with Gary Lineker. 20 decent/non-professional darts players have the chance over just one leg to beat the ‘Nuke’ for £501,000: show ends if the money’s won. Not the biggest darts fan but it was super exciting/nerve-racking! 7/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #NewComedyAwards on @bbcthree with Lindsey Santoro (host) & Amy Gledhill (head judge). Always a great way to see rising funny talent a year before they are all over the panel shows, this time starting in Coventry. Totally knew the winner! 7/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #TheFWard on @Channel4 with Anna Friel & the adorable Ioane Sa'ula. We’re at Pines Hospital (the ‘F’ stands for fuck-up) where medical interns go when they’ve one last chance to avoid getting kicked off the program!l (puking in patients)! 7/10

Last night I (finally) watched #10DaysInChina on @BBCTwo as Wham toured in 1985. They were the first major Western pop act to play there starting at Beijing's Workers' Gymnasium on. The whole thing was filmed but never saw the light of day… until now! Pure time capsule joy! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #raceacrosstheworld (celeb) on @BBCOne with Sam Ryder, Ella Eyre, Jeff Stelling and Princess & Junior Andre (so their parents’ kids) . With £26 a day they all need to travel 7500km from Borneo to Melbourne. A cat picks Sam’s first route! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #CrewGirl on @NetflixUK with Miku Martineau. Doing for rowing what Heated Rivalry did for ice hockey minus the man-on-man shower scenes. Teagan’s dad’s on the run so she relocates with mum but the school only has a boy’s team: awkward! 6/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #ThisCityIsOurs series 2 on @BBCOne with James Nelson-Joyce. We start in Liverpool (after Ricardo’s hit & run that ended S1) and Spain (tracking down Davy’s rotting body). Michael is pulled back in as the threats increase! Tense as hell! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #Adultery on @ITV with Dominic Cooper. What happens when two families are drawn together because their kids are dating & then two of the parents fall for each other, the meet-cute happening over a bike accident? Safe & clunky & need more! 6/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #SloPitch on @skytv from Karen Knox via 🇨🇦 (@CraveCanada). Based on a web series, the Brovaries are a (mostly) LGBTQ+ softball team who decide to actually make an effort as the coach’s ex is running a rival team (& might be dating a guy)! 6/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #ItGetsWorse on @Channel4 from/starring Leo Reich. Three 20-somethings need a new flat (after repairing a wall) but their lives are falling apart with them needing temporary stays (& Ethan crosses a line with a therapist). Outrageous fun! 8/10