"Ah, these (government policies) are a godsend. Horseplay's down 40%. Youthful exuberance has been cut in half. High spirits are at an all-time low."
"They've even begun blinking in unison!"
As you can see, I have created a lemon ball so sour, it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field.
The candy, known as 77x42-
Where the hell is the candy!?
Well! Pissed off the Nazis, now let's see if we can piss off the homophobes too and lose thousands more followers!
Gay rights and trans rights are human rights!
Daily Glavins is, and always will be, as gay as Waylon Smithers!
Replying to @simpsons_DG @misogynyrus
I would rather find the truth and be called names than be liked and push lies. I thought the Nazis were the bad guys and anyone pushing Nazi empathy were evil too, until I watched this docuseries, one thatβll never be shown in school. Truly a banned film.
rumble.com/v4t9kti-documentaβ¦
Watching Futurama as a kid, I thought the 2000s would be a time when we'd be travelling in tubes and becoming more advanced as a society.
I didn't think that in 2026 there would be literal Nazis on a weird social media site taken over by a ketty far-right nutter.
Tap the sign!
So funny that my last post - tweeted on Remembrance Sunday, in which we remember those who fought the Nazis - has triggered all the Nazis on X!
Here's another one: Hitler was a shit painter and even worse general!
"Thank you, Bart, for yet another touching Bart's People. Now, turning to-
"I just think our veterans deserve a little recognition."
"That's what Veteran's Day is for, Bart."
"But is that really enough to honor our brave soldiers?"
"They also have Memorial Day..."
"Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?"
"No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight."
"Look, why don't you two settle down? I'm sure you can get another pillow."
"I could send it back to Taiwan for repair, but why should I have to? I've done nothing wrong! And I don't give permission for my face to be on TV. I want it blurred!"
How the Labour Party views everyone in the UK right now...














