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macaroni on Thanksgiving is sacrilege

Ohio USA
Joined August 2009
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Sorry I can’t fold chairs after church bingo, uh.. God has… bigger plans for me
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>sells constituents down the river in favor of temporarily protected migrants that can’t vote. >>immediately loses. Much to consider.
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Hysterical 2018 climate doomerism clawing back after the pandemic thoroughly killed it.
During his State of the City address on Tuesday night, Cincinnati Mayor Aftab Pureval said Cincinnati is preparing for an eventual "major inward migration," due to climate change and costs of living on the coasts. More on his comments at the link in our bio.
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Is this Harry Truman the president, Harry Truman from Twin Peaks, or a third Harry Truman altogether?
Harry Truman refusing to leave his house and 16 cats before Mt St Helens eruption in 1980
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I saw the house minority leader eating chicken critters at Texas Roadhouse once.
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Godzilla blew King Ghidorah off the ball I’m afraid
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I want to defect to El Salvador
This is unreal: Haitians are sending Bukele the coordinates of local gang compounds on X and Bukele is taking them out
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When I was in college there was a 10 cent wing night at Brothers downtown. There was no limit. Handed some guy $3 and got 30 bigass buffalo wings. Brought a ziplock bag for leftovers. This lasted three weeks. xitter-newx.xyz-mikolabs.workers.dev/i/trending/21200663709…

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Big things are happening at the “Smoke Chinese Chemicals Out of a USB Stick” store
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How I feel threading the needle with the Bengals in Madrid (NFL Network) and the upcoming Bengals MNF (ESPN) on a single YouTube TV 21 day free trial
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I just really can’t believe the Bucks didn’t repeat last year lol
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Probably came closer than Fielding’s chip shot last December
High School Football Team Attempts 104-Yard Field Goal During Playoff Game SEE HERE: totalprosports.com/general/l…
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Yeah my phone’s pretty old and the traditional charging port wore out. I sprung for a MagSafe charger to get around it. It’s kind of like a colostomy bag when you think about it
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Basically every slumlord in Springfield did this, only worse, when the Haitians showed up overnight lol.
Vancouver landlords fined $90,000 after dividing home into 21 sleeping rooms for 17 tenants. Contraventions of municipal zoning, building, electrical, safety, and fire rules.
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Normies thought Hellraiser was the scariest box at Blockbuster but it was actually Amélie
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Commenting “that’s good eatin” on every pic I come across on Facebook of a dead deer
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In seventh grade our social studies teacher tried telling us martial law was pronounced “marital law” and all the boys tried telling her it was pronounced “Marshall law” and neither side would let it go and she basically had smoke coming out of her ears. dudesrock.jpeg
we don't talk enough about female teachers getting harassed by little boys to the point they cry. so sick of them
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If you had to trim administrative bloat (that didn’t even exist 20 years ago) comprised of people with worthless masters degrees but it meant every kid in public school got free breakfast and lunch, no matter how much their parents make, would you do it?
If you had to pay an extra $6 out of every paycheck, but it meant every kid in public school got free breakfast and lunch, no matter how much their parents make, would you do it?
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