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America needs a Strategic Asian Girl Reserve to supply these guys
Breaking News: Nvidia opened an investigation into Jensen Huang, its CEO, after he acknowledged to the company’s board that he had been intimate with a business executive who U.S. intelligence determined to be a Chinese spy. nyti.ms/3ViPMAt
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It’s alarming that so much time was spent brainstorming ways to sell people on AI and the idea they went with was comparing it to an alien invasion
Bill Gates Says AI Will Create an ‘Intelligence Better Than Human Beings’ “I just don't think people can get their mind around it … Like the aliens came, but we invented them on our computers … Society has to both believe this and start debating how we're going to adjust.”
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I remember this day was the first time my family saw me get drunk in a way that made them worry
I think it’s kind of forgotten now how shocking trumps victory in 2016 was. I remember the election approaching and not even thinking Trump could win but just hoping it wasn’t an embarrassing blowout so I didn’t have to listen to too much lib gloating
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Toxoplasmosis has developed the ability to spread itself via podcast
There are people considering it "meta" to contract toxoplasmosis, a parasitic infection, just because a PubMed study suggested it increases testosterone. Added bonus is that you don't lose your natty card and you might enjoy being around cats more.
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Maybe letting houses of worship endorse political candidates wasn't the *best* idea
Abdul El-Sayed hands over microphone to Imam to translate to muslims and tell them to go vote for him Oh Michigan... how far you've fallen
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Trump is not even allowed to tell states to stop letting ineligible voters cast ballots
JUST IN: A US judge has blocked the Trump administration from threatening state or local election officials with prosecution over their processing of election ballots, per WaPo
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These kids just want more funding for education
La mairie de Limoges s’effondre… 🥹 Classé monument historique, le bâtiment existait depuis 150 ans (1876)
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And just like that the ACLU didn't have a problem with school prayer anymore
U.S. public schools are being turned into staging grounds for Islamic power. Mosques and CAIR are installing and defending "prayer" rooms, scheduled breaks, excused absences, and student clubs with template letters and legal kits. This is a visible claim on public buildings and the school day. Children do not need a mini-mosque inside a taxpayer-funded school. The point is presence and precedent. At the same time, voucher money in red states is flowing to private Islamic schools that are expanding with the population. Florida has already sent millions. Texas tried to keep out schools tied to groups it flagged and got sued. Almost no one will fight it.... Institutions that spent decades being softened by ideological capture now treat organized Islamic demands as just another accommodation. Legal groups stay quiet because they do not want a religious-liberty case they might lose. The pressure runs one way. We are watching public space and public money be used to build parallel institutions and public claims while the people who built the system refuse to say no. The Founders extended free exercise to people of other faiths. They did not extend it to a total political and legal system that treats non-adherents as permanent subordinates and whose explicit project is the progressive replacement of the host society’s laws, customs, and public order. They assumed a republic that would remain capable of remaining itself. They did not design a constitutional order that is obligated to fund, platform, and protect the organized importation and institutionalization of a rival civilizational program that does not recognize the legitimacy of the order protecting it. Calling that program a “religion” is the rhetorical move that converts political conquest into a protected right. The Founders never agreed to that conversion. The below video is from a public school in Plainfield, Illinois...
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For years, Trump starred in a show where he fired someone every week; I’m not sure why this surprises anyone
🚨🇺🇸 Trump's chief of staff reportedly set up the Hannity interview that ended his press secretary's week, a "sanctioned hit" on a hire she never wanted Politico's sources say Susie Wiles and a White House spokesperson "fed her to Hannity," who is a friend Wiles talks to often. On air Thursday, Hannity told Katie Zacharia her first briefing was "widely panned," 14 minutes and three questions, then asked flat out whether she'd failed the bar. She said yes. By Friday morning she was gone. Source: Politico, TMZ / Writer: Daniel
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What's funny is that Ossoff lost his Senate election; in like 47 other states he's a Jewish Beto
Ossoff looks to me like the best in the Dems' stable. Shapiro is solid too, for the opps, but (((we))) (((alll))) (((know))) (((the))) (((issue))) (((there))).
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Being a brand manager for the Toyota Hilux has got to be a little weird
Footage from Gaza before the “genocide” Context: they’re parading dead/kidnapped Jews through the streets. But Angelina Jolie won’t post this.
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Reddington is admitting that he stated, in open court, that his client killed three children, despite a total lack of evidence. That he put witnesses on the stand who testified that she admitted this even though that didn't happen. The bar needs to investigate him immediately
In a status hearing for Lindsay Clancy's trial, her defense attorney, Kevin Reddington, suggested that there is no evidence that she actually killed her children. During her murder trial, Reddington had argued that Clancy was over-medicated and suffering from postpartum psychosis, leading to the murders. Clancy remains charged with first-degree murder in the deaths of her three children, 5-year-old Cora, 3-year-old Dawson, and 8-month-old Callan, and another hearing was scheduled for November 2.
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Igor is the only player the Rangers drafted from 2014-2016 who has scored a goal for them
THE FIRST RANGERS GOALTENDER TO SCORE A GOAL: IGOR SHESTERKIN
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Every day this league gets closer to just being the WWE
Bri Turner hooks Lexie Hull’s arm and took her to the ground…foul on Lexie Hull & they didn’t let the Fever challenge the call 😂
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Lots of people now wondering how they can score an invite to Claude’s bar mitzvah
This is deeply disturbing: Anthropic secretly invited religious leaders to SF to advise them on AI safety, had them sign NDAs, but then primarily tried to convince them Claude has a soul & moral standing, all while wining & dining them to the max. 1/ tinyurl.com/preview/296b5z8z
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GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER STEROIDS RIGHT NOW
Aaron Judge hopes to make playoff return in possible Yankees positive: 'Definitely the plan' trib.al/nYb5PL1
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Where can I pick up my Converse 1488s?
Converse apologizes for shoe ads that critics blasted as evoking the KKK trib.al/lazD5vB
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Nick Bosa wearing a MAGA hat sparked about a million times more outrage
In response to Alex Ovechkin appearing in a campaign commercial for United Russia, the Capitals have issued the following statement to multiple outlets:
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Replace her with someone from the WWE and start scripting dramatic storylines, since that's the only reason anyone pays attention to this league
WNBA commissioner Cathy Engelbert will retire at the end of the 2026 season, ESPN reports. Engelbert is stepping down after seven years of leading the league. Her departure comes amid growing scrutiny of the WNBA's leadership, including recent controversy over player eligibility.
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