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when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"
"When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a synagogue? Kosher."
Kosher.
"What's it like to read the Torah? Kosher."
Kosher.
"You're nowhere near baseline, Nicolás."
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