six piece chicken mcnobody 💿 vine historian, PhD 💿 former IT engineer - @netflix 💿 retired pro LCS esports color commentator 🔞work account @spaceghostkari
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Many of the women who came before me spent so much time in service to others that they didn’t get to live full lives. If parenthood was SO essential to happiness, there would be no orphans. Single fathers would be everywhere.
Parenthood is difficult. Chaotic. Terrifying.
Millennials who are choosing to be childfree, besides the obvious environmental and economic disasters, what's your reason?
I'll go first: I'm still recovering from the childhood my Gen X parents gave me.
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BREAKING: The 11 House Democrats who missed the vote that killed Thomas Massie's Hegseth impeachment resolution have all received significant pro-Israel AIPAC money in Congress.
Just seven of them voting against the referral motion would have flipped the 211-204 result.
Haley Stevens (MI): $15.9M
Laura Gillen (NY): $551K
Marilyn Strickland (WA): $371K
Steven Horsford (NV): $214K
Nancy Pelosi (CA): $166K
Julia Brownley (CA): $134K
Brittany Pettersen (CO): $125K
Lou Correa (CA): $80K
Frederica Wilson (FL): $39K
Melanie Stansbury (NM): $28K
Jonathan Jackson (IL): $21K
Haley Stevens is the highest AIPAC recipient in Congress.
Insisting that I’m part of your trauma because you and your friends can’t stop reading my tweets is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life sorry.
Nobody actually knows anything about me because I haven’t allowed anyone into my life for 5+ years. I’m extremely solitary and spend the majority of my time alone. The people pretending to know me are trying to force themselves into my life’s narrative and it’s very sad to watch.
I quite literally could not finish Ocarina of Time at 9 years old because these things scared the shit out of me.
I refilled two of my meds last night and two of them are now square
This is going to cause problems in my mind palace
r/gonewild… the faceless subreddit where nobody posts their face?
I’m straight up obsessed with this dad who watches Naruto and then discusses it with his daughter. The POVs from older folks whose brains aren’t internet fried are so precious and with the tides of time marching on, fleeting.
I’m so happy that the TL is full of so much pure gaming love.
I want to share one of my absolute favorite tracks from any video game franchise ever. One of the most interesting, foreboding, almost spooky pieces of music from a video game ever made:
Area Zero by Toby Fox
The porn company I work for won’t send me money on Sunday because of Jesus and I think that’s incredibly funny. No war but class war, even when rich people pretend they’re pals with Jesus.
I love religious history but I hate the modern practice of and participation in religion. I believe in little rituals to keep structure and stay sane but we have very obviously intellectually evolved beyond these weird rules that used to protect people from botulism and unwanted pregnancy. I love that religion can foster communities but I think if that community is the IDF for example that outweighs any benefits. I’m just sort of logistically opposed to most modern religious behavior.
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