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🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 • 🎤@splitjawhc • @_maudify • evil twitter woman

 CHI • 26 • she • poly • GAY
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Joined August 2024
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Took a selfie in the world’s smallest bathroom
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It seems I have finally breached Chicago Twitter
Maudern Baseball (@splitmaude) profile pictureMaudern Baseball@splitmaudeNov 10
It’s been a real rough year for Chicago DIY venues. Soon all we’re gonna have left is Burlington bar
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jos (@josiahhughes) profile picture
jos@josiahhughes16h
as much as i've been annoyed about the discourse on here lately, i have enjoyed using the site more than usual. because i learned you can take a screenshot of a tweet directly from the 'copy link' option.
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The only doomsday I care about
daily fob 🎶 (@fobsongoftheday) profile picturedaily fob 🎶@fobsongoftheday20h
Fall Out Boy 🎶 Song of the Day is… DOOMSDAY
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Michael Burns@michaeloburns19h
i knew colin jost had that little penis
Los Angeles Times (@latimes) profile pictureLos Angeles Times
@latimes21h
Scarlett Johansson is on the hunt for something deeper latimes.com/entertainment-ar…
Scarlett Johansson is on the hunt for something deeper

Scarlett Johansson is on the hunt for something deeper

After three decades of stardom, Scarlett Johansson has the clout to choose her own path. But as she stars in James Gray's “Paper Tiger,” she's still working out where she wants that path to lead.

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It’s not Friday but my work weeks end on Wednesdays so it’s like Friday to me TGIF everyone
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Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan2 Sep 2012
I want to die.
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It’s been a real rough year for Chicago DIY venues. Soon all we’re gonna have left is Burlington bar
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Anyway 2027 is basically blank for us right now so if u by chance have somewhere we can play still in this city u shld let us know
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Open the schools this is obviously a waitresses pastiche
lucy ♡ (@ALcveSupreme) profile picturelucy ♡@ALcveSupremeNov 6
Why does Olivia Rodrigo's new Christmas song sound like Candy by Robbie Williams?
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Dumb music thing that only I care about but it rlly makes me laugh how the bassist is going absolutely fucking crazy for the entire verse and then it hits the chorus and it’s just straight quarter notes. Amazing.
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Anyway I have a major surgery in like 3 weeks if anyone feels like contributing to the “surviving while out of work” fund
Maudern Baseball (@splitmaude) profile pictureMaudern Baseball@splitmaudeNov 9
Blah blah say the line Bart
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Blah blah say the line Bart
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sere/marie 🪽🐇 (@LesbianBiting) profile picturesere/marie 🪽🐇@LesbianBitingAug 5
if you could describe your ass with one picture how would you describe it
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If you used this for ✨inspiration✨ u have to put the splitjaw discography on repeat on Spotify or wtvr u have before u go to sleep tonight
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Good Charlotte sucks ass and yall know I love fall out boy but bringing the band that is basically responsible for gutting any alternative-music-journalism industry we had left on tour is a bad look. Idc how big either band is.
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Wow this blew up here’s a link to my SoundCloud @splitjawhc
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jacksfilms
@jacksfilmsNov 10
Full list of movies you need to see before watching Avengers Doomsday: Avengers (2012) Madame Web Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom Thor: The Dark World
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“Biological male” is not a politically correct term that u can use in place of “trans woman.” The politically correct term would still just be “trans woman.” Yall let TERFs get in ur head and perpetuate their dumbass language without even realizing it.
EvieGoesHard💙 (@TransGirl) profile pictureEvieGoesHard💙
@TransGirlNov 9
Not sure why this is a debate, but calling trans woman biological males in ANY context is completely unacceptable and is a transphobic dog whistle at BEST.
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Muting this cuz being trans on here is actually insufferable lol. listen to splitjaw. Donate to my gofundme if u can. Good night ✌️
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This one is gonna breach containment I can already feel it lol
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There is double kick in the new Fall Out Boy song lol wtf
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EVERY DAY WITH THIS
coco (@alphabeteyes) profile picturecoco@alphabeteyesNov 9
I hope everyone riding a bike on the sidewalk in the city of Chicago on this day gets a UTI.
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