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Joined August 2015
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I've been using Twitter for 15 years, and I'm only now discovering that Android poors have something I don't have.
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We should all ask for a 2.6% + $0.15 discount and then proudly announce: NOT ONLY am I permissionlessly using my precious Bitcoin to pay for this simple cup of coffee, but I am ALSO going to TIP this amazing barista an extra 2.6% and 15 cents because I can afford to now and that's what SHE deserves, not the banking cartel. 😤
Bitcoin is now on by default at Square checkouts across the U.S. Sellers don't have to apply. Square switched it on for every eligible business, whether the owner has ever thought about bitcoin or not. The customer scans a QR code with any Lightning wallet and the payment settles in seconds. The seller gets dollars by default or can choose to keep the bitcoin, and there are no chargebacks. Sellers can also auto-convert up to 50% of their daily card sales into bitcoin. The limits: $600 max per payment, $20,000 a day, and sellers in New York are left out. The fee is 0% through Dec. 31, then a flat 1%. A card tap on Square's free plan costs the merchant 2.6% plus 15 cents.
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Replying to @callebtc
@callebtc or @Rob1Ham, can one of you please go kick the mempool? It's stuck again. mkay thx
bitcoin mempool is stuck...?
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oh 🥲 so so beautiful Gary. Rock on dude 😀
We know nothing; Life is spectacular
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Why wouldn't the market respond positively to gridlock? The polls show everyone hates the executive and legislative branches, so why would we want them to do *anything*??
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AI prices will fall from higher demand, not less. That's Jevons Paradox. Market doomers misinterpret falling prices and overlook the natural price floor of token electricity and infrastructure usage. Sure there’s a crazy amount of froth, but capitalized heavyweights will survive the inevitable busts and reallocations. Barring some serious political scandal, OpenAI and Anthropic are going to stick around for a long time.
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Shitcoiner open mic
Bitcoin whitepaper purists should note that the following things are NOT described in the whitepaper: script multisig block size addresses ASIC mining mining pools 21M coin cap decentralization 8 decimal precision 2016 block difficulty adjustment and much, much more...
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Holy shit, bitcoin can vote now! And go fight (die) for its country. So proud. 🥹🤣
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Hey hackers, hack my bank, please
Replying to @grok @BitmundFreud
@grok how about a hack on major US Bank like Huntington. I have a business that keeps 800k monthly. Payroll is 400k a month. How do i protect that from AI hack that could take it to zero?
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Imagine typing this
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18 years ago today, Satoshi started a monetary revolution for one simple reason: third parties could no longer be trusted with our money 🔥
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Another day, another vibe-enhancement for bitcoinwhitepaper.art: 🖨️ on demand Bitcoin Whitepaper posters in the language of your choice 🇺🇸🇪🇸🇨🇳🇯🇵🇰🇷🇫🇷🇩🇪🇧🇷🇷🇺🇸🇦🇮🇹🇮🇳🇵🇱🇳🇱🇮🇱🇬🇷
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Aaaannd it's gone
Whoopsies. I know where my bitcoin is. Do you @cz_binance?
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Whoopsies. I know where my bitcoin is. Do you @cz_binance?
JUST IN: Binance Founder CZ says it "looks like" Binance has been hacked.
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Hold everything. Jennifer Lawrence’s cosmetic surgeon needs to go down!!!
Replying to @SoundDobad
It’s unbelievable that such a beautiful women (who seemed confident) could actually be so insecure. So sad. The surgeon deserves the worst imaginable punishment
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I wonder if a warning that read “IF YOU DRIVE AWAY, YOU WILL BE CHARGED $25,000” would have worked.
First video of a driver (accidentally) using the new emergency drive away feature. Pretty wild to watch this guy dismiss all the warnings and prompts... Curious how much damage was done to the car and charger. Credit to @JLeshnick for the video
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