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burner sin account for fleshnexus traversal. be grown or be gone. mostly harmless 30s/any pronouns

ignoring the problem
Joined July 2026
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im not really here to make friends i came here to bleat out the grossness that wells up inside me in pseudo-privacy
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i find life to be much easier when one assumes nothing they see online is directly or even in part about themselves, albeit perhaps not the easiest thing to do
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i had this and the previous tweet in the draft mines of my brain for a while
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coming out to my parents as polyamorous
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just kidding i would die. plus my stepsister already did and they kinda just give her the Hank Hill "that boy aint right" head shake
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felt fucjin disgusting all day until i washed my hair and shaved and voila i feel great again
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crazy how that works
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the other day asked my wife if she thinks they got acid in heaven and she went "yeah, i dont see why they wouldnt"
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we're not religious like that but i love the idea of tripping balls in heaven
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*wiping my nosebleed* yeah okay so anyway,
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my daily driver mantra is "dont be weird dont be stupid" but alas these things happen on occasion
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i do a lot of bits try my best to not outwardly express my desires for various reasons but
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very few exceptions apply like towards the end of my last trip and thats cuz i spent the first 2 hours of it ******* **** and then ******** ****** alone in my room to music they say you always have the trip you need and i still cant argue with that
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lets play a game where we watch tv with our hands in each others pants and whoever cums first has to get the other off in a manner of their choosing
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to never be an incovenience
to be worth the inconvenience
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i am never bothered when those i care about come to me for anything and genuinely enjoy talking to/interacting with them. unfortunately many of us have brainworms that tell us that we're burdens when its simply untrue
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got a decent runecheck today
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doing WFH watching Golden Boy on the big tv smoking weed while writing emails in my undies life aint so bad
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i forgot this anime is basically 6 episodes of softcore wrapped in comedy and the dub is genuinely incredible
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the most amount of attention ive ever gotten on a selfie was about 100 likes way back about 15 years ago on a different platform. i had about 1k followers and had 1 post that went viral that got hundreds of thousands of notes. the attention was nice at first but got old very fast
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now i dread ever coming close to any of those numbers in any capacity and thats why i prefer my lowbie haven ive built for myself
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eczema flare up in the corner of my right eye is driving me crazy
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i actually did love elfen lied but will never watch it again
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