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stephen king wrote a children's book under a pseudonym, then blurbed the front cover as himself. hustlers don't sleep.
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Sometimes I wonder why I wasn't popular in school but then I remembered this was how I settled arguments.
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It's that time in the packing to move process where all I can do is earnestly plan becoming vegan and starting an Etsy empire.
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Nobody wakes up and thinks, "If I play my cards just right today, by 9:05 PM I'll be eating ice cream straight from the carton with a fork."
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this is a real political attack ad donald trump just released on his facebook page this election is so incredible
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since it's his last day in downing street, let's reminisce on some of david cameron's greatest photos over the years
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Vetenskapen: Forskning visar att världen ser ut så här
Folk: Nej, det tycker jag inte
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vacuums don't clean floors, people do!!
(but if u wanted to quickly wipe out every fleck of dust, a vacuum would be v convenient)
#gunlaws
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Imagine if he had not just his Twitter account at his disposal when he’s angry, but America’s entire arsenal. xitter.twitterapi.xyz/realDonaldTrump/status…
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I accepted a friend request from someone I didn't know on Facebook.
It was the right decision.
Now he blocked me.
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Follo sine vakre og intelligente delegater er på plass! #hulm














































