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Ottawa, Canada
Joined September 2017
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When you explain to your straight edge distributed systems @golang coworker about the time you started learning @rustlang @ziglang #zig #ziglang
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Hello computer, Find every Amazon purchase I ever made. Call the number of the manufacturer. Say you’re not satisfied. Request a refund. If they decline, threaten to leave a bad review. If they decline, find the CEO’s phone number and ask him for a refund. Now, repeat the same process for items I never even purchased and see if you can get them to send me money. If they ask for a recipient, generate an image of one and send that. Do not stop until you’ve collected $1 million in refunds.
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When the new hire pushes the tech debt ceiling past 50M LOC
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Replying to @SpaceX
@SpaceX right t the end of video, you needed to play the music clip from Life (2017) then zoom into the booster and show some CGI tentacles growing
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Replying to @fal
@fal nooo the one time I wanted to use your site its down :(
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Elon rn to the spaceX/Tesla engineers
A friend suggested this but on the Moon
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New best friend with rfc5735
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To a k you 203.0.113.0/24
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claude.ai/code research preview is such BS... spins up 4 agents for your plan... runs out of tokens.. restarts on refresh...re-reads plan.. burns all tokens.. back at square 1 with full 5 hour token window gone lol
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"heres the keys to the k8s cluster Codex... go fix.. k bye"
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art galleries are just for people who dont know dungeon crawler games exist yet
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Claude Opus loves roasting Codex 5.3 on design
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But is your CI/CD following NeoReactionary Accelerationism design patterns?
Replying to @Sargon_of_Akkad
'Accelerationism' and 'Neoreaction' were coined similarly. When your enemies give you treasure, you take it.
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Replying to @AnthropicAI
@AnthropicAI gotta speed up this button guys... i just waited 4 seconds
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metamucil vs the 800g of 11% fat yogurt you ate last night
there is no feeling of boredom in animals! they know how to have fun! ❤️😂
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"Babe I've had a long day, we had to name 5 critical variables and 7 folders that will be in our codebase for the next 10 years"
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Replying to @bag_of_hats
@bag_of_hats Thank you so much for the technical post on Darkfall sickenger.com/articles/the-a…. really nice to read as the relaunch happens
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"jesus fuckign christ" he mutters under his breath then hits the "Merge Pull Request" from Claude
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