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Arizona Wildcat 4Life, Sports Fanatic, Bettor - Dog Lover - SFB13,14,15, #SFB16 - follow me https://xitter.twitterapi.xyz/t.co/ES4eTcwbeQ #BearDown | inquiries@tszsports.com

Los Angeles, CA | Chicago
Joined January 2009
Just remembering how when I was staying at a hotel with my BFF, she got a citizen app notification that a registered sex offender was 40' away, and she turned to me and said "um, Lauren?"
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Whatever GTA 6 turns out to be, the fact remains that GTA: Vice City is the best of them. Don't at me
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They say women can be a bad choice for leaders of government jobs, company heads etc, because of emotions but the fact that you can dangle a hole in front of a man & they're willing to risk EVERYTHING to take it, is way more concerning. A HOLE has more power than a man.
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Sometimes I miss being young & in college & then I realize that I got to experience something no one these days will: The real college sports experience where your classmates that played football were just like you & cared about your team to win, not just doing a job.
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So basically the single reason for CFB to exist is to fund other sports that generate nothing/lose money. That's it.
🚨BREAKING: Mississippi State star QB Kamario Taylor is finalizing a $7.5 million deal to return to Mississippi State in 2027, per @PeteNakos and @Clowfb. The deal makes Taylor college football's highest-paid QB, and with incentives, it could exceed $9 million 🤯
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So if there's not "conference championship" that determines anything, and only wins matter (except in the SEC of course) then why on earth would any team sched a good team or one that is 3K miles away?
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Ha, this game is so bad and so boring I didn’t even notice the Vikings got a FG
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There is something so fishy about that Ross Douthat interview. "He asked the Qs every journo should have asked". Yeah, & DJT didn't have a meltdown & answered (sorta) the Qs. Was the plan to make us believe CBS/Douthat is "serious" & not an ass licker? At the very least, yes.
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Hear me out, give it to Swift.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I had braces on for 7 years too. It was the band braces too. The orthodontist scarred me for life.
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Dafuq happening tonight
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Wait, were they really trying to move the Bean today?
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Any player does anything: Cris Collinsworth "Now this guy is just the best of the best/just the greatest guy/just the most athletic guy out there/just the most humble/just the hardest working/just the best teammate you could ask for/...". Every one of em. The best.
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Caleb has the yips
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Sure Elon is responsible for the deaths of millions of people but he gave us really fast reliable wifi so really, I'd expect way more deaths. Color me impressed! For anyone else that number would be in the billions.
The fact he only had one extramarital affair with a state asset after leading the greatest technological revolution in history is what impresses me. For anyone else that number would be double, even triple, digits.
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You know the sound that a dog makes when they shake their head and body? That sound is the cutest.
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Who has two thumbs, was at Timothy O'Tooles to meet friends pre-game, was offered tickets to Bears game and decided the couch was a better place to watch the game? Thiiiiiisssss girl.....
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The Chiefs are scared to trot out Justin Tucker: MY COLUMN
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