I tweet about wrestling, comic books, and also make Real Housewives threads. I find that to be an aphrodisiac. ✝️ Psalms 119:105
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For anyone who might have missed some, or if you just want to read one again, here is a list of my Real Housewives threads:
Karen tried to school Courtney, and she didn’t catch it. If you’re going to declare something
around this group, then you better stick to it on and off camera when you’re around these ladies. The Potomac ladies LOVE to call out inconsistencies, and they were tearing Courtney up!
That said, the best course of action for Courtney is for her to be real. If you don’t drink, then stay consistent and don’t drink. If you do drink, then drink. Either way, don’t flip flop on who you proclaim to be.
I could see Courtney being a one and done too. That said, IF she does survive this season, she’ll only be successful on Housewives by taking the Mary Cosby approach.
Like Mary, Courtney will have to ignore what people say about how she presents her faith. That’s the only way.
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Bravo has not done a good job promoting RHONJ season 15. They have 5 newbies joining. It would be nice for them to have “get to know the newbies” videos. A trailer would help, as well as BTS content for the cast photo. S15 promo shouldn’t only be “Teresa and Melissa made up”
I killed a fly today, using a piece of tissue. My mind was blown! I’ve never seen a slow fly before…
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This is actually a flex 😂
A person pisses you off: turn into a song
Multiple people piss you off: turn it into an album
Chloe’s using the Beyoncé – Cowboy Carter playbook lol
My team of Housewives rarely ever link up. If I really like 3 of them, two will be beefing. If I like two, they’ll be feuding.
Like on RHONY, my team is Sai, Carole and Erika. Mind you, Sai and Carole are in a whole feud but I love them both.
I guarantee you Carole KNEW the Epstein files would come up, and she tried to get ahead of it. That’s why Carole brought it up on her own. As a journalist, she was prepared to give the RHONY ladies just enough to disarm them. She wasn’t prepared for Sai to want more info. 1/2
RHOSLC, on the whole, doesn’t excite me right now. However, each week, the Parody Housewives give me something that makes me willing to tune in the next week. Ironically, this is kind of how I felt about them during season 4.
It’s funny that Carole often clocks Sai correctly, but Carole’s justification not liking Sai is bogus.
As Sai said, this is all because she RIGHTFULLY questioned Carole about the Epstein files. She likely wouldn’t care about Sai’s abrasiveness if that didn’t happen. 😂
#RHONY Season 16, Episode 11 FIRST LOOK. All New, Tuesday 8/7c on @Bravotv. (Source @Bravotv @NBCUniversal)
Pavit has taken Jessel for granted, and it’s time for her to show him fat meat is greasy one way or another. He’s not going to (fully) come to his senses until Jessel shows him that she knows her self worth.
You know how crazy it is for Jessel – the queen of not reading the room – to be begging Pavit to dig deeper into his emotions? That’s how you know Jessel is desperate to make this marriage work! She loves Pavit, but he doesn’t respect her love.
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Jessel wants Pavit to be a man. He’s acting like a child, and he doesn’t take anything seriously.
You can tell Jessel doesn’t want to leave Pavit, but he’s pushing her away. Pavit is running the risk of not realizing how bad things are until it’s over. #RHONY
Erin and Abe are hemorrhaging money, and it’s feeling like they’re likely in a lot of debt. It almost sounds like they’ll be heading to bankruptcy
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I get the emotional weight of Hailey splitting from Reuben. I just can’t shake the feeling that there’s more keeping her from filing for divorce. Hailey was already having additional relationships outside of the marriage anyhow. Maybe I’m wrong, but we’ll see.
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Daisy: “I’m mad I didn’t go to Erika’s party…”
Carole (EVERY TIME): “So let me tell you about this party and what happened!”
Once again, Sai and Daisy get in a fight where they are telling the truth about one another. lol. Every time I thought one would get the upper hand in the argument, the rebuttal was also true. Neither of them recognize their own flaws, though
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Daisy’s mad her attempt at rage baiting Erika didn’t work. Daisy’s so vindictive – she doesn’t go to a party, and she all of a sudden brings up Ankur? I’m so glad Erika let it be known she’s the prize and laughed in Daisy’s face #RHONY
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Production was having too much fun busting out Erin for talking about Pavit! The truth ain’t in Erin, man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣