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What would you build if you didn't need a server and the app just worked?
October 15, 2026. 02:51 am (CEST) The first two messages exchanged between 2WAY nodes over Tor. 12 years after the idea first came to me. 2WAY is designed to keep any app's data correct, across independent nodes, without needing a central server or relay.
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YOU BORROW. WE OWN. YOU WORK. WE GROW. DEBT MACHINE. DEBT MACHINE. FEED THE MACHINE. KEEP IT CLEAN. PAY THE INTEREST. PAY THE PRICE. PAY THE INTEREST. TWICE. TWICE. TWICE.
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TAX AND PRINT AND TAX AND PRINT AND TAX AND PRINT AND TAX.
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She has the opportunity to do the funniest thing. (crash the global economy)
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang could face a potential $81,000,000,000.00 divorce settlement following his affair — the largest in history.
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Today, in
I fought the RL and the RL won. I wanted a damn powerloop! It learned one powerloop, followed by three weird flip-around maneuvers. Ten days of my life that I won't be getting back. The RL does as it pleases I guess. Onwards.
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Watching a funeral / celebration of life 5,000 miles away via zoom and seeing yourself on the projector in the background in a photo with the person who's lying in the casket is a whole new experience. Weird but beautiful.
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AI didn't really impact my job much. I still mostly sit around waiting for computers.
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Even more so, tbqh.
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I don't care about your politics. Here's the questions I come to twitter for.
why does the dollar sign go before the number if you say dollars after the number? whats up with that
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Art with a capital 'A'
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Jesus would've hated elections because it forces people to compromise their values and view their neighbors as enemies. Discuss.
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Imagine Jesus ransacking the voting booth like
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Idk man, like- redesigning the Constitution sounds like a lot of work.
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You probably take this much too seriously.
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Everyone spazzin' out over how insecure everything turned out to be and I'm just sitting here like "see?" xitter.twitterapi.xyz/timpastoor/status/8221…
Only 2 legit OPSEC assumptions: 1) All your stuff is compromised; 2) Apart from point 1, never assume anything.
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Current status:
🤖 Made with AI
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Actually taking the time to check out Roblox, and it has a few decent games. But multiplayer always sucks because it seems you're just crushing kids.
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We're all gonna have to flee to Argentina, won't we?
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"It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning." -- Henry Ford
People in Paraguay protest after their money disappears into thin air 🇵🇾 > Ueno Bank, which held money of 60% of the adult population was shut down by the govt for financial trouble > People lost their life savings and even the govt lost retirement money kept in the bank for elderly > Govt is now promising to reimburse some money to the poor, but the rich will still lose their entire wealth Paraguay has a PCI ~$10k, which some bhosads will claim must make it a paradise 😁
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*spits out drink laughing*
URGENT : Wilson Joseph, chef du gang 400 Mawozo en Haïti, a été capturé ce soir par les forces militaires du Salvador, à la suite d'une opération nocturne. 🇸🇻 bravo @nayibbukele 👏👏👏
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Congrats to China on their election victory.
Top of the Democratic agenda on day 1 needs to be a pause on advanced AI development, regulation of this out of control industry, and a ban on artificial superintelligence.
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Of all the posts on here I've read over the years that didn't happen, this one must've happened the absolute least.
Grok bot found a hidden camera and microphone inside our Tesla taxi. my wife was in the back seat on the phone with her bank. the camera was pointed at her screen, every word she said was being transcribed on a server in Hong Kong, and someone was watching it live. i checked the account it uploaded to. same account. 212 cars. ⠀ the ride felt off. the driver used her name before she told him. i opened my laptop and asked Grok to scan every wifi and bluetooth device around us. ⠀ → wifi → 14 networks → bluetooth → 23 devices → open hotspot → 'IPC_7F3A' → a cheap shenzhen ip-camera module → one unnamed bluetooth device → -41 dBm → not a phone ⠀ we drove 2.1 km. the signal never changed. it was inside the car. ⠀ → device 1 → dashboard vent → inside the air freshener → device 2 → rear headrest → 40 cm from my wife's head → microphone → camera angle → the back seat, at phone-screen height → not a Tesla part → aftermarket, plugged in by someone ⠀ the car had free wifi. my wife was connected to it. so was the camera. ⠀ → upload every 30 seconds → 47.243.***.18 → Hong Kong → 1.8 MB per upload → video and audio → audio → speech-to-text → keyword filter → keywords → card, code, password, pin, address → live stream → 1 viewer online → right now ⠀ i stopped scrolling. the 1 didn't go away. ⠀ i asked Grok to trace the account it uploaded to. ⠀ → account → fl33t_*** → 212 cameras → all moving → all in cars → 14 cities → mostly airport routes after 10pm → 31,000 rides recorded in 7 months → every ride auto-tagged → bank, crypto, home address ⠀ then Grok found our ride. and the one before it. ⠀ → tagged HIGH VALUE → 4 minutes ago → transcript → her bank call → card ending 4417 → "the code from the sms" → a second recording of her → same car → 19 days ago → drop-off point on that ride → our home address ⠀ that's how the driver knew her name. ⠀ → next stop → a telegram channel → 9,400 buyers → $25 per high-value ride → 3 rides from this same car already sold today ⠀ what Grok did next: ⠀ → saved 41 files of evidence → timestamps and gps track → blocked card 4417 → bank fraud team notified → 11 minutes later → someone tried to spend $3,800 on it → declined → filed a safety report with the ride app → driver and plate → drafted a police report → ip, account, channel, both recordings ⠀ the driver was suspended 6 minutes after the report. we got out at the next light and walked home the long way. ⠀ 211 other cars on that account are still driving tonight. most of them are waiting at airports. ⠀ if you take taxis at night, open your laptop next time you get in. it takes 2 minutes. ⠀ the prompt is in the comments. save it and send it to anyone who rides alone
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"Moore's Law breaks globs of concentrated information into smaller bits, like grease in soapy dishwater." -@hettinga
Replying to @andrewhoyer
Purchases and downloads have not doubled.🫠
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