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Walter Masterson retweeted
Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
We popped in to let Cindy know she lost.
Congrats Scott Colom on being the first Black Senator in Mississippi since 1881.
I spoke at DC City Council about @charlesallen and his Waymo bill that replaces 800 human drivers.
Talking to @charlesallen about his DC Waymo bill that will replace 800 drivers and lead to a 5-10% loss in wages.
Walter Masterson retweeted
Confirmed --this really happened. They were not authorized to do it and the purpose is unclear.
Let this sink in: ICE agents reportedly blocked the emergency entrance of a Los Angeles hospital for TWO HOURS, forcing ambulances carrying people who needed emergency care to go elsewhere.
This isn’t law enforcement. This is a reckless abuse of power that put innocent people’s lives at risk.
An ambulance entrance is not a political battleground. A hospital emergency room is not an immigration checkpoint.
And federal agents do not get to hold an entire community’s access to emergency medical care hostage.
Imagine being in an ambulance, fighting for your life, only to be diverted because federal agents decided their operation mattered more than emergency access.
Where is the humanity? Where is the accountability? And where is the line that these agents are no longer allowed to cross?
You cannot claim to be protecting America while putting Americans’ lives in danger.
This isn’t making America great. It’s making America cruel. And anyone defending this should be ashamed.
Walter Masterson retweeted
In April, Councilmember Charles Allen introduced the Autonomous Vehicle Deployment Authorization Amendment Act of 2026. It was met with near-unanimous backlash from transportation experts, disability advocates, and organized labor.
Now that Democrats have taken control, Republicans are going to get what they deserve.
Healthcare, Childcare, and food security.
That’s right. It’s time to make MAGA pay (less for healthcare).
“Hey Democrats, fix all of the problems we voted against, and stay away from Daddy Trump.”
Are you guys ok?
Walter Masterson retweeted
Finding out that these people actually do know how to make sense, but are paid not to, is always jarring
I’ve stood next to this idiot at multiple rallies. All he does is beg daddy Trump to do things for him.
His backers must have stopped paying him.
You hear that sound?
🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
That’s the sound of MAGA influencers that haven’t been told what to think yet.
Don’t worry, in a few days the Heritage Foundation will release their talking points and MAGA influencers will suddenly have opinions again.