White Guy Fieri

Some more thoughts on Trump’s truly wild decision to import large quantities of third world beef. And if that doesn’t interest you, I give away the name of the best beef producer in America. dailywire.com/news/how-washi…

It’s here and it’s beautiful and when I’m done reading all 4 parts in roughly January? I promise to have strong opinions about it.

Honestly I’d impeach him for always wearing these fucking tan shoes.

What a beautiful time of year

I swear only @Emily_Sundberg could get me to go to Brooklyn. Perfect, Perfect event.

Imagine saying to some citizen of an ancient empire “one day there will be a nation with a military large enough to destroy the entire world and instead of becoming craven lunatics, it’s citizens will regularly throw out any leader that even kinda misuses that power.” I feel corny even typing that. But it’s incredible.

They’re gunna call them The Butterworths Trials.

Has anyone made a list of political operatives who have worked 8~ cycles in a single state and deeply understand what turn out numbers actually mean. No one else’s projections matter today. I have a Florida guy already.

Btw. The Kalshi market on the foie vote has so little volume that no matter what your hunch is you can probably make some money.

Would it help or hurt the I-86 vote today if people knew that foie gras is banned in Israel.

“But get Hutchins talking about foie gras, and he might take you down his own philosophical rabbit hole, referencing Kant and AI and what it means to be human” I’m insufferable.

“Hutchins sees a theme. "Stephen Starr, he runs around in Armani suits and really nice cars and has infinite money. And so for him to cower on that is honestly disgusting, and I hope he's embarrassed of himself, and I hope it's kind of hard to sleep at night."

Commanding Heights was a good read but I’m still mad I didn’t use the name first for a book on meringue preparation.

Waited until after Halloween award

Ducks at dawn: Maga and liberals unite in midterm foie gras battle ft.com/content/a7d0b547-88e3… via @ft

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