If you take a little sexiness and divide it by some coolness add a tad craziness and subtract a little weirdness it will equal to my awesomeness
London, England
Joined March 2020
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The quickest way to spot a fool is by observing how fast they pass judgment without even bothering to get into the details.
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In Thailand’s Nakhon Nayok province, a baby elephant fell into a drain, its panicked mother tried to rescue it and injured herself
People teamed up for this dramatic rescue unfolded
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expectation dissolves,
like mist at dawn
we learn to ask for less,
expect less
and yet
there always seems
to be that tiny, lingering,
hopeful light
that refuses to be
swallowed by the dark
CrazySim🥰 retweeted
The iPhone might be the slowest at innovation but it is the fastest at draining your bank account.
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After years of hustle, it's official — I can finally prefix #Advocate before my name.
A new chapter begins! 📚👨⚖️ #LawyerLife #AdvocateModeOn"
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My husband is complaining that I'm making him do a bunch of yard work today, and I had to remind him it's Labor Day, not No Labor Day.
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RIP to the bag of salad I bought a couple weeks ago when I planned to eat salads every day.
