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mythical creature. mostly earnest. positive liberty evangelist. lovergirl. enfp. Pushya ☀️ • Rohini 🌙 • Swati lagna ❤️‍🔥 personal thoughts: @yappingexpert 🍉

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Joined March 2022
last night, my boyfriend and I watched the movie Tusk, continuing our trend of enjoying horribly disturbing films just before bedtime.
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well, my old job fired me this morning. did this post "escape containment"? was I the architect of my own downfall? the world may never know.
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Been doing this a lot lately
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it's really weird to me when someone consistently ignores my accomplishments, happy announcements, attractive photos, or anything that reflects positively on me, and suddenly becomes interested when I post about a breakup, failure, embarrassing experience, or personal difficulty.
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randomly remembered the sensation of having head lice when I was a kid and now I can't think about anything else. happy Monday everybody!
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nobody answered this quickly and I ate the berry and I died
eat the berry? Y/N? (quickly)
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I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!
missing work to go to an interview for another job
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eat the berry? Y/N? (quickly)
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missing work to go to an interview for another job
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it's been weeks since I've seen You Can See Everything, and the one scene that I'm still mulling over is when Nathan pulls up Who's on First? for EH. I'm having difficulties understanding the cognitive disconnect there and have since been reading about neurodivergence and humor.
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part of me thinks this part of the film is one of the biggest glimpses into how EH is able to operate within ambiguity and still appears to be consistent. she comes across at least to me as genuinely missing some of the semantics of the bit. I don't think this was an act.
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Haley Stevens-esque Hasan derangement syndrome with the energy of a seventh grade girl desperately trying to appeal to the mean girls at lunch who still won't let her sit with them
Two words for Hasan Piker — portion control !
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it was date night tonight ❤️
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this is wild because my boyfriend literally is a tortured artist with a tall forehead
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ahahaha this was not unexpected
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ahahaha. this is the final result. "the candlelit poet"
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feeling called out…
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my boyfriend looks like all of these guys averaged together, but also if you cranked up the torture meter several notches
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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