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Joined March 2010
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i had a dream where i found a rare animal crossing easter egg that ended in me getting shot in the head because i didn’t know the first two letters of someone’s name. in a game for children of all things
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where are you supposed to look with your eyes while you’re drinking
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Just sent a load of my junk mail back to Whistl so they can have fun and deal with it. I'm doing my part for @zoebread
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heyy there was no elephant in The Room
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thursday adams
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i have a headache every day now, maybe i need glasses, but somehow i feel it is the council’s fault
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i got diagnosed with glasses
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sleep loose
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maintaining friendship is so hard
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zoë bread retweeted
My first @zoebread shirt for a while! Thanks again for the fun puzzle!
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Sometimes I think we'll never win against big corporations and councils. Then I see Zoe honking every other day at Wigan Council and I know we'll be alright 😂
sorry i have been quiet ive had a busy few weeks and have a busy foreseeable future
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sorry i have been quiet ive had a busy few weeks and have a busy foreseeable future
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yes my video where i report on whistl’s proposal to cease nighttime transport activity from 00:00-06:00 was actually a secret brand deal
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i really have no memory of most of the things i do
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you can only really put yourself in someone else’s shoes if you have the same size feet or smaller
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this is what the council are calling me now
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we’ve somehow devolved to this point
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i only do bad things when i’ve been in the sun sin cos tan
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