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Joined December 2023
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Jensen has more hoes than we thought
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Replying to @EoghanH @AgentChud
i don’t disagree with the points you made. the bar is low and ai makes the polished scams look competent, fresh wallets kill the easy history check as well and people do repeat the same mistakes... so on that said, the 99%/"trust me bro" tokens aren’t the only problem as those are obvious. the ones that wipe people out are the polished projects that clear basic checks and still rug because the dev moat is gone. at 20-50k launches a day humans can’t manually surface the non-obvious signals (funding patterns, contract reuse, liquidity behavior, social consistency, etc). automated diligence doesn’t stop every rug or fix people who ignore red flags either, but it raises the cost for the sophisticated ones and creates enough friction that more capital stays out of the worst traps. kinda akin to spam filters still existing. it isn’t a silver bullet solution for the industry, but does keep more money in people’s pockets if they choose to utilize it, which is why we feel it’s worth building.
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>multi-government agency attempt to takedown crypto including unlawful behaviour from world governments >CT folks don’t realise half of the loud new accounts here are false flag gov op aggressors creating animosity and intentionally directing ppl into harm’s path as method to meet greater policy goals
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Agent Chud retweeted
Claude reverse engineered my 32-year-old Jeep. Then it started controlling it. Edited with Fable 5.2
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Replying to @EoghanH @AgentChud
it’s a fair assessment. it needs to be highly absorbable, not just for short attention spans but because of the volume: 20-50k tokens a day which most of them are vapor. this isn’t only about flagging the obvious dogshit. it’s about spotting the ones that look like solid products, the kind that 5-7 years ago would have been rare. the dev moat is gone allowing people to spin up something that looks legitimate and still rug. no tool fully solves that. if we can keep 10k, 100k, 500k... in people’s pockets by building diligence that keeps up with the pace of launches, that’s worth it.
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Building something that truly adds value to the space with @AgentChud Please follow @TokenGuardianAI as we’ll post more info soon.
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Claude make some mistakes?
*ANTHROPIC RETRACTED DETAILS OF ITS IPO FILING SENT TO BANKERS *ANTHROPIC STATED PRICING DETAILS WERE INACCURATE AND WILL UPDATE LATER
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Hookr is now available on @Enter_Elysium 🪝 Combine Hook Blocks and open new pools on Elysium. Built on @Uniswap, with @whatthehookv4’s arbitrage recapture on from day one. ...see what’s live👇
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Replying to @bitcoinPalmer
shillgates said maybe he wheel, maybe he won't, but then again maybe he wheeel
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Agent Chud retweeted
"take off that reather jacket"
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I rushed to defend the Percolator team and gave them the benefit of the doubt. After receiving new information, it’s clear that support was misplaced I was wrong to vouch for them and post a meme that was insensitive to the investors who lost money. I’m withdrawing my support and I’m sorry for lending them credibility
On Percolator: Until now, comms were not great. That's partly on MetaDAO and we will do better going forward. I'm sorry some people feel blindsided and upset by Percolator's decision to raise on Backable, our permissionless platform In my experience with the Percolator guys, they seem like earnest builders who are trying to do the right thing amid a difficult situation Percolator is trying to build a real exchange, which requires serious capital, legal backing, institutional partners and much more The team came to the decision that their existing token did not position them for success. So they approached us to raise on Backable. We told them what we tell every team - Backable is an open platform and they're free to raise. We also said we do not support token migrations This whole episode probably could have been mitigated with better communication. I feel for the Percolator team as they are well-meaning builders who are trying to bring Toly's vision to life. They're not trying to scam or max extract. They're just trying to build a startup in a difficult environment One lesson I draw from this is how difficult it is to build a real business on top of a memecoin. You can't raise serious money, you can't build a strong legal foundation, and you can't wind the thing down when it's not working MetaDAO offers the exact opposite. We provide a fundraising platform that lets teams tap capital markets at will, we offer a legal product that protects teams and investors, and we give founders a way to wind down their company and return capital when things aren't working MetaDAO's mission is to use markets to make better decisions. Our fundraising platform is a big part of that. Going forward, I hope that every builder who wants to build a serious business pauses before launching some random meme and instead considers raising on MetaDAO
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NEW: @backabledotbiz has announced it will remove Solana perps protocol @PercolatorTrade’s planned raise following calls to remove the project from its platform. The Percolator team faced backlash for abandoning its existing $Percolator token and planning to raise at least $250,000 for a new $PERC token, with no swap or airdrop for existing holders. Backable said it reviewed the evidence and found behavior it does not want to support.
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Oh it was PISSED 😭😭😭
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“Real trading”
CUPSEY RESPONSE TO BUBBLE MAPS POST 🚨🚨: “BREAKING: FORK HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE KITCHEN”
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Agent Chud retweeted
Our last remaining wife guy
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Jensen and his secret lover (Nvidia DLSS off) Jensen and his secret lover (Nvidia DLSS on)
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Agent Chud retweeted
To be fair, the Chinese models have a much lower refusal rate
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Agent Chud retweeted
ok gl
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