Beer Adviser

The alphabet at 44: A = Advil
B = Back pain
C = Can't stay awake past 10 😂 G = Green. 🍺 G Is For Green
🏭 @OtherHalfNYC 
💥 8.5% Double Hazy IPA 
⭐ 4.447 At 8.5%, H = Hold on a minute. #OtherHalfBrewing #HazyIPA

Apparently Ceto is a sea monster from Greek mythology. Did I know that? No. Did I Google it because Mortalis put it on a beer? Absolutely. 😂 Craft beer = continuing education. 🐉 @MortalisBrewing × @finbackbrewery 
🍺 6.5% Hazy IPA
⭐ 4.591 #MortalisBrewing #FinbackBrewery

Plane > Car > Train > Boat? After seeing this is a 12% Quadruple IPA, I have a different ranking: UBER > EVERYTHING 😂 ✈️🚗🚆🚤 
🍺 @trilliumbrewing 
💥 12% Quad IPA
⭐ 4.433 #TrilliumBrewing #QuadrupleIPA #CraftBeer

“Ain't nobody gonna break my stride…” And now it's stuck in your head. You're welcome. 😂 I remember decades-old song lyrics but can't remember 3 things from the grocery store. 🚶 @LongLiveBeerRI 
🍺 8% Double Hazy IPA
⭐ 4.419 #LongLiveBeerworks #HazyIPA

Michigan 🤝 California Different weather. Different traffic. VERY different housing prices. 😂 But we can agree on beer. 🍺 Patria
🏭 @cbbcbeer × @DelCieloBrewing 
🍺 7.2% Hazy IPA 
⭐ 3.829 #CityBuiltBrewing #DelCieloBrewing #HazyIPA

Want to get me AMPED at 44? “Hey, we're probably just going to cancel tonight.” LET'S FUCKING GO. 😂 Sweatpants. Couch. Football. Beer. ⚡ Amped
🏭 @arvonbrewingco 
🍺 7% American IPA 
⭐ 4.393 #ArvonBrewing #MichiganBeer

🍺 Brewery Adventure #122
🏭 SuperNatural Brewing and Spirits
📍 Livonia, MI 7 beers. Surprise winner: 🥜🍌 Fat Elvis Peanut Butter Hefeweizen — 4.613 Peanut butter + Hefeweizen sounds ridiculous. It freaking worked. 😂 #SuperNaturalBrewing #MichiganBeer

Trip to the moon? I'm 44. I need details. Bathrooms?
Food?
Cell service? WHAT'S THE BAGGAGE FEE? 😂 🌕 Destination Moon
🏭 @HopButcher 
🍺 7.5% Double IPA 
⭐ 3.817 I'll stay here. #HopButcher #DoubleIPA

Other Half beer-naming meeting: “Potato.” “Spaghetti.” “MAKE IT DOUBLE.” “Perfect. Ship it.” 😂 🥔🍝 Double Potato Spaghetti Town @OtherHalfNYC 
🍺 8.4% Double Hazy IPA
⭐ 4.541 Name makes no sense. Beer makes perfect sense. #OtherHalfBrewing #DoubleIPA #HazyIPA

Nothing makes me feel less intellectual than trying to remember the name of a @BurialBeer 🧠 A Continuation of One's Intellectual Life “What are you drinking?” “I don't know. It's a Burial. Just drink it.” 😂 🍺 7.1% Hazy IPA
⭐ 4.369 #BurialBeer #HazyIPA #CraftBeer

Putting “Jr.” after a beer name makes it sound harmless. Waterman Jr. is 8.5%. 😂 That's not a junior. That's a grown-ass Double Hazy IPA with a fake ID. 💧 @rarbrew × @FidensBrewing 
⭐ 4.473 / 5.0 #RARBrewing #FidensBrewing #HazyIPA

I thought I'd posted every Ascension beer from my camera roll. Apparently they're still releasing beers from beyond the grave. 😂 ⏪ 4.14.2024
🍺 Universal Emperor
🏭 @AscensionBrewCo — RIP
8% Double NEIPA ⭐ 4.233 #BeerAdviser #craftbeer #mibeer #ascension

⏪🦁 12.20.2020 — Nissan Stadium COVID restrictions. Half-full stadium. Mask on unless drinking. Titans 46, Lions 25. Playoff hopes dead. My old joke: I visit new stadiums to watch the Lions lose. NOT ANYMORE, BABY. 😂🦁 🍺 @YeeHawBrewing Dunkel
⭐ 4.003 #YeeHawBrewing

Someone blocks the entire grocery aisle with their cart. Do I ask them to move? Absolutely not. I hit the slide step: “Ope, just gonna sneak past ya.” 😂 🍺 Slide Step
🏭 @arvonbrewingco 
⭐ 4.357 #ArvonBrewing #HazyIPA #MichiganBeer

A four-hour drive used to be nothing. Now I need to know: Construction? Bathrooms? Parking? Food? Breweries along the way? 😂 🚗 Long Distance Driver
🏭 @foambrewersvt 
🍺 5.5% American IPA
⭐ 4.343 #FoamBrewers #AmericanIPA #VermontBeer

Everybody knows a Wayne. But Dirty Wayne? “How was your weekend?” “You don't wanna know.” Fair enough, Wayne. 😂 😏 Stone Hound Brewing Co. 
🍺 8.2% Double Hazy IPA
⭐ 4.579 Suspiciously smooth. #StoneHoundBrewing #MichiganBeer

Happy Election Day! No politics here. I'm just excited that the commercials, texts, mailers and phone calls are ALMOST OVER. 😂 Tomorrow someone can finally go back to trying to sell me windows. ☀️ October Sun
🏭 @MastLanding 
🍺 7.3% Hazy IPA
⭐ 4.567 #MastLanding #HazyIPA

I'm replacing “Have a good day” with: “Have a juicy day.” Leaving work? Have a juicy day. Getting the mail? Stay juicy, buddy. 😂 🧃 Have A Juicy Day!
🏭 @OtherHalfNYC 
🍺 7% Hazy IPA ⭐ 4.331 #OtherHalfBrewing #HazyIPA #CraftBeer

Green light. Guy in front of me: 📱 Me after 1.7 seconds: “IT'S NOT GETTING ANY GREENER, BUDDY.” 😂 🚦 Intersections
🏭 @monkishbrewing 
🍺 8.5% Double Hazy IPA ⭐ 4.317 #MonkishBrewing #HazyIPA #CraftBeer

🍺 Brewery Adventure #153 🏭 @TransientAles 
📍 Bridgman, MI No flights, so full pours it was. 😂 🥇 Cherry Smolverine — 4.537
A La Mode — 4.529
Frosty Tips — 4.291 Also: Bridgman is cool as hell. I need to go back. #MichiganBeer #TransientArtisanAles #CraftBeer