Business wisdom from the Michael Jordan of SPACs. (parody)
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BREAKING: Trump tabs Chamath Palihapitiya to head the Small Business Administration because of his innovative plan to create thousands of new small businesses by destroying large ones with SPACs
I am eight months pregnant with Elon Musk's baby. I am only revealing this under the threat of exposure by the media.
I intend to raise our child under an AI-guided system that honors the principles of effective accelerationism. Please respect our privacy at this time.
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Jason Calacanis: I’m so excited about getting Elon Musk’s approval for saying I’ll cut cancer research I’m using the 😂 emoji
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It’s impossible to make a more arrogantly bad take than Scott Galloway betting $358,000 on Kamala to win
Top Burger King shareholder Bill Ackman is railing against the obesity crisis 🤔
This is why we have an obesity crisis in America. She wouldn’t look like that if she actually drank @pepsi.
I have never understood why the class action lawyers have not brought suit against @CocaCola and @PepsiCo for misleading advertising, and causing childhood and adult obesity and diabetes. They are the tobacco companies of our time.
Never forget Cathie Wood bragging about suffering such catastrophic losses at her fund that investors won’t pay taxes on gains for years
Everyone rejoice! Production of the penny-which is well below my line-is being halted by order of President Trump. The tyranny of small change has ended! 🎉🥳🍾
As a couple of D List VCs, Jason and and I feel right at home seeing all these D List celebs in the Super Bowl ads #SuperBowlLIX #SBLIX
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🚨 MAJOR GAMBLING ALERT 🚨
Jim Cramer, Michael Burry and Scott Galloway are all-in on the Philadelphia Eagles, making the Kansas City Chiefs the lock of the century.
#SBLIX #SuperBowl #FlyEaglesFly #ChiefsKingdom @Eagles @Chiefs
