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SoCal but open to relocate
Joined January 2020
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Again Trump stopped Netanyahu from finishing the job out of fear of carnage or vanity The people crying about Israel should look at tariffs and not doing something about Bidenflation
There are reports Trump yelled at Netanyahu during a weekend phone call about the Iran war. The story has been dismissed and downplayed, but there's no doubt that, especially after the GOP's enormous midterm losses, there are some bad feelings in the administration about Netanyahu's effort to persuade the U.S. to go to war. washingtonexaminer.com/daily…
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Not mentioned: covering for Cesar Chavez being a rapey pedo
Dolores Huerta was incredibly influential on my life. She was tough as nails. A phenomenally brave woman who set the tempo for how to fight for our communities. My heart is shattered. I’m sending so much love to her family. May she be resting in the warm embrace of our ancestors.
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Replying to @JKetcham91
@JKetcham91 The State of New York has now factually zeroed out the value of a collection of previously valuable Rent Stabilized buildings. The auction produced no bids on 14 out of 15 properties. John, does this mean the Penn Central test has been met? Is the law now a facial uncompensated act of eminent domain? bisnow.com/news/new-york/mul…
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BREAKING: DHS confirms to @FoxNews that the reason this 2x previously deported illegal alien was released into the country after his third illegal crossing in 2019 is because he claimed to be transgender and claimed fear of being killed in his home country on his asylum application, which was approved in early 2020. DHS has provided that section from his application 👇🏻 DHS alleges that this was a blatant case of asylum fraud and the “gaming of a weak asylum system.” This detail first scooped by @JennieSTaer.
NEW: DHS confirms to @FoxNews that a suspect arrested on a Newark to New Orleans United flight last night for allegedly storming the cockpit and claiming to have a bomb, leading to United putting out a hijack alert for the plane, is a 2x previously deported Honduran illegal alien. Rony Alexander Gomez-Alberto was arrested by the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s office once the flight landed at MSY (New Orleans airport) and he has been charged with felony bomb threat, terroristic threats, and disorderly conduct. Per DHS - Gomez-Alberto crossed the Texas border illegally in 2011 and was deported, then illegally re-entered through the New Mexico border in 2014 and was deported a second time. He illegally re-entered the country a third time in 2019, was arrested by Border Patrol, but was released from custody after an immigration judge ordered his release. He is currently being held without bond by law enforcement in Louisiana.
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Democrats don't show up for vote, Google headline:
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Congrats to new leadership
Ayanna Pressley hints at a run for Speaker of the House against Hakeem Jeffries "The people made it clear that they don’t want a Democratic Party that just asserts that they are the adults in the room. They want us to prove that we are the fighters."
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Those mass graves aren't full of millionaires, dummy.
You are not rich enough to be afraid of socialism.
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The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore was destroyed in March 2024. As of August 2026, MD was still *accepting bids* to complete demolition of the old bridge, with hopes of finishing demo this year. "REPAIR" is written & released four years bf one bridge is REPAIRED in MD. Projected reopening is 2030, but I'm sure that won't be done by then. ONE BRIDGE.
REPAIR is an honest look at where our country stands now, what's broken, what we need to rebuild completely, and what we can't lose sight of. Our future won't repair itself. We have to be the ones who do it. Preorder your copy today: premierecollectibles.com/wes…
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Fall Out Hair
Legendary 2000s rockers Fall Out Boy perform surprise pop-up show in Los Angeles mall trib.al/tfCUn27
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A big name conservative author should write a book called “What’s the Matter with Maine?” which uses the 2026 midterms to explain to the left why “What’s the Matter with Kansas?” was such a stupid book.
Arguably the most powerful woman in the Senate (couldn’t get anything done without asking her what she wanted) but they replaced her with some rando who happened to be walking by the day Platner imploded. Have fun out in the wilderness.
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CNBC finally reporting what I’ve been saying for two years. Would have been nice to put this out before the election and end the data center hysteria. 🙄
🚨 750 gallons of water flowing every MINUTE, and it's being reused. CNBC goes inside the next generation of data center cooling technology, where water circulates in a closed loop instead of constantly drawing fresh water from local supplies.
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Maybe a journalist should investigate what's happening to all those billions supposedly being sent "home" from Minnesota and report on it
Somalia is on the brink of famine—and for the first time in decades, America isn’t doing anything to help a country in that condition, Hana Kiros reports. theatln.tc/CdMqVMDm
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Replying to @NJBeisner
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Let's go get a f'n snack
Rex Ryan arrested for allegedly running over pedestrians' feet in heated Nashville scene trib.al/ZCYBGLt
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We could build a data center and bridge another gap
The woman who blocked the project told Fox the $5B investment would only benefit the employees of the data center, advocating for the site to be turned into an indoor trampoline park instead. Every local trade union and small business is weeping.
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Palestinian Tik Tok is now claiming that Israel is dropping snakes on Gaza. Over 200,000 likes. Genuinely the most low-IQ movement in history.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is from Pakistani account @Saba5670 captioned that Allah is powerful over everything, with no reference to Israel, Gaza or Palestine. It is a known AI-generated fake unrelated to any real event. x.com/Saba5670/statu… cyberpeace.org/resources/blog…
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