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The State of New York has now factually zeroed out the value of a collection of previously valuable Rent Stabilized buildings. The auction produced no bids on 14 out of 15 properties. John, does this mean the Penn Central test has been met? Is the law now a facial uncompensated act of eminent domain?
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BREAKING: DHS confirms to @FoxNews that the reason this 2x previously deported illegal alien was released into the country after his third illegal crossing in 2019 is because he claimed to be transgender and claimed fear of being killed in his home country on his asylum application, which was approved in early 2020. DHS has provided that section from his application 👇🏻
DHS alleges that this was a blatant case of asylum fraud and the “gaming of a weak asylum system.”
This detail first scooped by @JennieSTaer.
NEW: DHS confirms to @FoxNews that a suspect arrested on a Newark to New Orleans United flight last night for allegedly storming the cockpit and claiming to have a bomb, leading to United putting out a hijack alert for the plane, is a 2x previously deported Honduran illegal alien.
Rony Alexander Gomez-Alberto was arrested by the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s office once the flight landed at MSY (New Orleans airport) and he has been charged with felony bomb threat, terroristic threats, and disorderly conduct.
Per DHS - Gomez-Alberto crossed the Texas border illegally in 2011 and was deported, then illegally re-entered through the New Mexico border in 2014 and was deported a second time. He illegally re-entered the country a third time in 2019, was arrested by Border Patrol, but was released from custody after an immigration judge ordered his release.
He is currently being held without bond by law enforcement in Louisiana.
Billionaire Chimp retweeted
The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore was destroyed in March 2024. As of August 2026, MD was still *accepting bids* to complete demolition of the old bridge, with hopes of finishing demo this year. "REPAIR" is written & released four years bf one bridge is REPAIRED in MD. Projected reopening is 2030, but I'm sure that won't be done by then. ONE BRIDGE.
REPAIR is an honest look at where our country stands now, what's broken, what we need to rebuild completely, and what we can't lose sight of.
Our future won't repair itself. We have to be the ones who do it.
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Legendary 2000s rockers Fall Out Boy perform surprise pop-up show in Los Angeles mall trib.al/tfCUn27
Billionaire Chimp retweeted
A big name conservative author should write a book called “What’s the Matter with Maine?” which uses the 2026 midterms to explain to the left why “What’s the Matter with Kansas?” was such a stupid book.
Billionaire Chimp retweeted
CNBC finally reporting what I’ve been saying for two years. Would have been nice to put this out before the election and end the data center hysteria. 🙄
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Palestinian Tik Tok is now claiming that Israel is dropping snakes on Gaza.
Over 200,000 likes.
Genuinely the most low-IQ movement in history.
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The video is from Pakistani account @Saba5670 captioned that Allah is powerful over everything, with no reference to Israel, Gaza or Palestine. It is a known AI-generated fake unrelated to any real event.
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The Venn diagram called people who would propose a solution like this and those who insist everyone should use mass transit to "save the planet" is a circle.
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I heard a guy on the Ramsey show yesterday who has back to back contacts set up to build data centers making $40/hour plus a per diem as a construction worker with no degree right out of high school.
Billionaire Chimp retweeted
We're still expected to believe that most thoroughly medically tested human being on the planet just somehow missed the development of stage 4 cancer.
Alex out here missing another story.
Biden on his 2025 announcement he had stage 4 cancer: “do I wish I had been tested sooner? Yes, I do. Do I wish the cancer had been caught before it spread to my bones? Yes, I do…But I was treated no differently from any other eighty-two-year-old man in America. Maybe I should have been. But I wasn’t.”
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Remember, the ballots counted after Election Day only ever trend in one direction.
How strange.
(Because Paul blocked me, I can't seem to retweet his stuff, so here's a screenshot.)
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“Tax the rich” but do not under any circumstances let them build anything taxable on your local expanse of asphalt.
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The shopping mall closed 24 years ago and was leveled. A data center developer offers to build but gets blocked—leaving the struggling community without jobs, a tax base and the ability to negotiate other concessions.
This NPR story compares it to the civil rights struggle and MLK.
Yes, data centers are the equivalent of the civil rights movement 🤦
My lord, we’ve lost the script, and China is laughing at us while they catch up and conceivably bear us to superintelligence.
Best advice: ask them to downsize the Data Center to half the space, require closed-loop water systems and have them build a giant trade school adjacent to the data center, offering free engineering and construction training to local community residents.
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Was able to track down the video without the Temu filters.
Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan plead with their supporters for financial support after more than 20 sponsors dropped them.
"If you want to sponsor us financially, you can become a member on YouTube... also go buy my book."
The women had a nearly 30-minute meltdown over Turning Point following backlash after the two hags giggled profusely at the thought of digging up Charlie Kirk and "doing it" again to him.
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Head of Joint List Yousef Jabareen: “I pledge.”
Ben Gvir: “Who is he pledging to, Hamas?”
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The UAE and Saudi Arabia are coincidentally two countries that have banned the Muslim Brotherhood.
Weird.
"I would like us to figure out how to stop making deals with countries like Saudi Arabia or the UAE, who are doing genocide in Sudan. I would like us to actually promote our values." Gulf state allies are going to feel the difference with the new Congress.
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في يناير 2025، خلصت الخارجية الأمريكية إلى أن أفرادًا من قوات الدعم السريع وميليشيات حليفة ارتكبوا إبادة جماعية في السودان. بينما شارك السعودية في وساطة جدة لحماية المدنيين. أما بشأن الإمارات، فنقلت بلومبرغ عن خبراء أمميين أدلة على دعم مقاتلين قاتلوا إلى جانب الدعم السريع.
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