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God (mentioned in The Bible) is real, and through Israel sent His Son Yeshua to redeem us: John 3:16.

New Jersey, USA
Joined August 2009
The best time to stop sinning with your mouth is before you open it. Oops!
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Replying to @DocAtCDI
@DocAtCDI A tavern owner once fashioned a beer cask out of old dollar bills. He made a tun of money.
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Replying to @DocAtCDI
@DocAtCDI If I can guess my customers’ orders at the deli, does that mean I’m counter-intuitive?
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The best time to fix something . . . is before it’s broken.
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I found my ugly Star Wars Christmas pajamas. Look out now!
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Replying to @unkonfined
@unkonfined We don’t have to judge our thoughts based on common or popular trends and sentiments. The World often gets things wrong. But we know a perfect Word.
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Replying to @PensivePoet97
@PensivePoet97 We don’t have to judge our thoughts based on common or popular trends and sentiments. The World often gets things wrong. But we know a perfect Word.
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Replying to @brockpierson
@brockpierson We don’t have to judge our thoughts based on common or popular trends and sentiments. The World often gets things wrong. But we know a perfect Word.
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One thing about Princeton (the Borough) - I can wear street togs or Harris tweed and feel equally welcome.
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Miranda: Is this a wise statement to make to someone who may be innocent? Telling someone that anything they say can be use to make them look guilty isn’t the best way to start an interview, in my opinion. It introduces an adversarial attitude that could interfere with a proper investigation. But a proper investigation requires competence . . . 👀
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So now I’ve had two different people tell me they saw me in a bar, drinking and dancing somewhere in town. It wasn’t me. But, is this familiar to anyone? Is this some kind of scam? I have a plan if it is . . . 👀
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Replying to @GSO_Police
@GSO_Police I’m really disappointed that mug shots are so horrible. We should be allowed to submit our own photo.
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That almond-eyed look. Not scary or lewd - just mildly intense. The first time I saw it was when we moved back east to a small town in Pennsylvania. I was shocked in a way. Instead of a droopy face, she had a piercing gaze, a presence. Then one day, a few years later, I saw it in the mirror. And I thought, Ok - now I know what it is.
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My grandmother used to say, if the piano lesson gets dull, rag it! Bass and flute are added to this boogie classic. Fat Boy Boogie For Continuo youtu.be/ZhESwgDghec?is=nX3_… via @YouTube
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Trust but verify? I suggest that its primary function is to avoid harm to the innocent. Here’s an example: A man tries to pay for some items at a convenience store. He offers some new gold dollar coins, in circulation for only a few months. The clerk curses at him and accuses him of trying to pay with arcade tokens, not real money. This is were you talk and seek independent verification. 🤣
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Replying to @007
@007 Bond’s first trip to Japan is in which film?
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Chill Walk, an original for your enjoyment youtu.be/g7XN0SxBdF8?is=FuUM… via @YouTube
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Replying to @CatOfCrisis
@CatOfCrisis We had two cats. I had two pieces of salmon on the cutting board. When I turned to rinse my hands in the sink, one cat grabbed a piece of salmon. Of course I chased him. When I returned with the salmon, the other piece was missing. Nice operation - a diversion. Great work. Please don’t do it again 😳
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Replying to @TrentonNJPolice
@TrentonNJPolice These intersections at W State and Prospect have flashing red lights and even LED flashing stop signs, but too many drivers just drive through without stopping. And there’s a school just down the street. (ticket quotas getting low? . . . shhh 🤫)
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