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@DogOutOfControl

A German Shepherd guarding his farm. The dog, the myth, the legend. I am possibly but probably not innocent. One dog's perspective on the world. #animaltwt

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Joined June 2024
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Authorities and #AnimalTwt are increasingly concerned about @mooseincrisis . He is feared to have had a drunken accident or @bearlyable2 finally was able to catch him. Do not approach him, though - he's kind of a temperamental beast.
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Someone was trying to dig a hole under the fence. There is no proof it was me. It might have been the coyote.
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Whining and running in my sleep is just me protecting you in my dreams, too.
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Closing doors is a violation of our German Shepherd End User Agreement. Consequences are being determined. Your compliance is expected.
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I was told to put down the raccoon. So I went and got the shotgun and did just that. Everyone got mad at me. Instructions unclear. @Annaisnotabot
Raccoon (@trashincrisis) profile pictureRaccoon@trashincrisisNov 2
It takes a special kind of person to love a raccoon. Mostly someone who’s accepted that “put it back” is a daily conversation
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You might say it's a low steaks moment.
Bull Elk (@Elkincrisis) profile pictureBull Elk@ElkincrisisNov 3
It’s always a great one with herd; relaxing have never felt better
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you @MeThySquirrel youtu.be/voog1lbK5gU?si=Ewjt…
Drunk Squirrel

Drunk Squirrel

This poor guy had too many spoiled crab apples from the neighbor’s ...

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Barked to be let outside. realized it was raining. Demanded to be let back in. This isn't my fault.
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Everyone’s winding down for the night. Too bad the bed’s not big enough for how much I love you. -Dog
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I'm not hiding. I'm ready to ambush.
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Accidentally knocked the broom over tonight. Fell with a CRASH. Did I handle it well? No. Was I brave? Also no. I lost at least six weeks of life. Do we need to repeat this story ever again? Absolutely not.
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good night, everyone. Just remember a cold nose in the middle of the night is a small price to pay for the warmth a dog will bring to your home.
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I hear moaning and sighing. Mom assures me it's the wind. I looked out the window anyway, to see a plastic bag fly by. We are now at Defcon-1.
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At exactly 5:30 pm I went to my food bowl for dinner. Found it empty. At 5:33 I issued three protest barks. Still no dinner. at 5:35, I collapsed from starvation.
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Replying to @MeThySquirrel
@MeThySquirrel you will release my Duke and Marshal @DogOutOfControl immediately or I’m declaring war and calling in my ally’s, don’t try to negotiate either release him straight up or I’m nuking you and the kingdom you serve
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Replying to @thelionatlas
@thelionatlas @KingAtlasOffice @MeThySquirrel just reminding all of you that as a vassal in the Grand Principality of Mothistan @DogOutOfControl has diplomatic immunity and is untouchable by your office and kingdom without my consent
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I got absolutely cooked. Good dog.
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It is so hard to choose. I want to try them all. If I ever win the lottery, there will be signs. @mooseincrisis @Imjustasquirel @bearlyable2 @Bisontwting @trashincrisis
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The squirrels are surrounding my farm in a pre-dawn raid. I'm not going down easily. I'm going down in a blaze of glory. Avenge me! @urlocaldoggy @dogtwitstoo
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Look, I know I barked at that plastic bag. But it was a very sketchy, very suspicious bag that wouldn't tell me why it was on my territory.
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