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The drivers who lost most poles to their teammates:
1- Hamilton, 57.
2- Barrichello, 47.
Two ways to explain this stat.
- Rosberg, Bottas, Russell, etc. are like Senna.
- Hamilton drove the best car for a much longer time than anyone else in the history, by far.
Dutch Tortill retweeted
You could have put Nick Heidfeld in that Mercedes and we would talk about a 6 times WDC winner in Heidfeld…
It's hilarious that, people finally waking up to Vowles' snake oil BS after years.
You mor0ns could've figured out years ago if you weren't so stvpid.
Here's another well aged tweet of mine.
Dvmb people think Vowles is a good TP just because he's an english guy with a PR attitude (boring af).
Any F1 fan who's not braindead knows that, the pjmp looking Flavio with his broken italienglish could work only 2 hours per day to turn around Williams better than Vowles.
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Another one, three seasons ago (Feb 2024).
xitter.twitterapi.xyz/DutchTortill/status/17…
James Vowles is just another incompetent jackoff from Brackley who had no idea how an F1 team works up until Brawn and Schumacher taught them and the mighty Mercedes engine (the formula of which had been obtained before other teams) arrived.
The guy is gonna suck at Williams lol
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My tweets age like 5000 quids per bottle 600 year old wine.
It took people years to finally realize that Vowles is useless.
There have been 18 seasons that didn't have a driver who won his first race.
And it never happened more than 2 seasons in a row.
1954
1983-1984
1987-1988
1990-1991
1994
1998
2002
2005
2010-2011
2013
2015
2018
2023
2025
Not bad for a sport known for being usually boring.
Those who say
"Schumacher's Monaco 2012 pole doesn't count"
are pedantic, boring and a hindrance to the our species, therefore should be treated accordingly.
Because, when a pole position is mentioned, it indicates pace over a lap, not the location the driver started the race
"But he made a mistake in Spain"
Yeah, let's say it's true.
He already DNFed there and got a penalty for Monaco.
Why are you mixing these with a whole another session?
And ofc it usually comes from Hamilton fans, who can't handle their driver's legacy going down in shjt LOL
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What do these drivers have in common in their careers?
Farina
Graham Hill
Hulme
Keke Rosberg
Antonelli
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Another proof on why CultLH is totally braindead.
He puts a wet quali session to prove Hamilton is great at wet.
But the 2nd place is Bottas, who's famously terrible in wet (not that great in dry anyway).
And how did Bottas end up 2nd? Coz he drives the same car as Hamilton.
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True, and Hamilton is only 12 pts ahead despite 2 less DNFs.
But @SkySportsF1 mor0ns want even more preferential treatment for Hamilton.
Fvcking hilarious LOL
Dutch Tortill retweeted
six years between his last two penalties for causing a collision (should still be counting)
hamilton had more contacts with his teammate in 2023 alone than leclerc in his whole career
you people are genuinely under spells
🗣️ Peter Windsor: “Charles has always been a dirty driver, always will be. And everybody knows that, except apparently Lewis Hamilton when he’s about to sign a new contract at Ferrari, who presumably thought, oh, well, Charles will drive like I, as I do, never do anything, you know, unsporting. […] There’s no point saying it now. What’s the point now? That’s completely ludicrous. We know what Charles was like, and Lewis should have known.” #F1
Full F1 Hour W/ Peter Windsor: ⬇️
youtu.be/3Mj_16nXwX4?is=LDI_…
Leclerc:
Asks about flaps, engine modes, whether the lap time got faster, which corner dried, etc.
Doesn't box [Right decision]
Hamilton:
"Where am I?"
"Why am I behind?"
"Where am I?"
"What happened guys?"
Doesn't box [Lost 3 places🤣]
"I missed pit entry"
"Where am I?"
Dutch Tortill retweeted
🚨 | 𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗟 𝗦𝗖𝗛𝗨𝗠𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥’𝗦 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗦 𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗜𝗡 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲!
Brembo has revealed that a braking configuration favoured by Michael Schumacher during his championship-winning Benetton years has returned to its Formula 1 range.
🔹The design features four brake pads and eight pistons, a configuration Schumacher used during his 1994 title-winning campaign.
🔹When Schumacher joined Ferrari, he specifically requested the Brembo braking system he had used at Benetton.
🔹The same fundamental caliper concept has returned in 2026, although the materials and technology have evolved significantly.
Brembo now supplies brake calipers to all 11 F1 teams, with designs individually tailored to each car's cooling and performance requirements.
More than three decades later, Schumacher's influence on F1 engineering can still be seen!
[@wearetherace]
#F1 #MichaelSchumacher #Brembo
[Lap 57]
Santi: "We except this level of rain for 4 laps"
(4 laps pass)
[Lap 61]
Santi: "BOX BOX BOX FOR INTERS"
Hamilton: Doesn't pit
[Post race]
Hamilton: "I was told the rain would stay the same for 4 laps"
LOL, the call to box was exactly 4 laps later than that.
Dutch Tortill retweeted
Anything by Murray Walker.
youtu.be/yyxHt7ijo6Q?is=_sWB…
