Last night I was having sex with my lovely lady and I got up and tripped on some bullshit and fell.
I injured buttocks 1 and buttocks 2.
Should I wear cleats for sex?
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If you want to end the war between Russia and Ukraine, it's easy. Send 800,000 troops to eastern Ukraine.
It's not a mystery what will make Putin stop.
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Guys if you are interested in getting invited to the Dan Bongino block party, you can do it if you just act like a complete idiot.
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I heard that Elon Musk is pledging to give every baby in America a share of SpaceX stock.
This is inspiring.
Due to an unusually large harvest this year I am pledging to provide each newborn with a single sperm cell to hold in a small aquarium in their room.
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If you are running around using the word "goy" I assume your mother is mortified at the incredible turbo dweeb you have become.
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I saw a great documentary on Norm MacDonald who was an incredible comic and an inspirational person. Please seek it out if you want to know the full story of Norm. The whole documentary is so funny you will cry laughing.
The reason I'm not giving you the name is I forget it.
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Here is what happens if you are too social on social media. Fuck @elonmusk and his AI automated bullshit.
I can count the people l genuinely hate on one hand. @RealCandaceO is one of them.
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Is there anything more condescending than someone telling you "you need to research" when you know far more about a topic than they do?
Ugh, these fucking goobers never learn.
BREAKING: The guy who goes and gets the coffee for the Ed Sheeran crew has quit the tour.
His publicist said "no comment"
Meanwhile, Macklemore is suiting up for a Hamas offensive on western Israel.
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There is a goddamn chirping smoke detector somewhere in my office and I can't find it! Cock sucker!
Day 2!
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People are not using AI for its purpose. For example:
I asked grok to create a PowerPoint presentation themed in green and gold that included 20 pages of information pertaining to fire suppression systems and head coverage within low rise buildings.
It gave me exactly that.
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"The government lied about MKUltra! Therefore, they are lying about Charlie Kirk's killer!" -Candace goobers
That's not how any of this works, you utter buffoons.
This is how you know someone like @DiligentDenizen is very comfortable defending their position.
These fucking goobers are so brave when they are spouting their accusations and then turtle up the minute there is scrutiny.
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It finally hit me.
Candace says Charlie's killer is innocent. And now says the child murderer is innocent.
Nancy Grace on the other hand, fights ruthlessly for victims, and wants to put every piece of human garbage in prison.
@RealCandaceO is pulling a reverse Nancy Grace.
I figured out why I'm shadowbanned.
At first I thought it was my support for Israel. In hindsight that didn't make sense.
What actually happened was I exposed a flaw in grok that told me Charlie Kirk was still alive 3 months after his death. In Elon Musk's thread.
Shadowbanned
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