Congratulations, America! You voted for cheaper fucking groceries and got a congressional revenge squad of subpoena-humping, power-drunk assholes instead. Democrats spent an entire election screeching about affordability, promising relief to struggling families, and pretending to give a flying fuck about your bills. Then they won Congress and immediately developed a collective, throbbing hard-on for politically destroying everyone who ever worked for, supported, or so much as shook hands with Donald Trump.
Elizabeth Warren is promising investigations into "cheaters" she can't even fucking identify. Jamie Raskin is sharpening his little congressional hatchet for corporations and law firms that committed the unforgivable sin of cooperating with a Republican president. And Robert Garcia, that pompous, subpoena-sniffing little jackass, is prancing around yelling "Lawyer up!" like some discount television prosecutor with a law degree from the University of Fucking Around and Finding Out. Ask him to identify an actual crime, however, and suddenly the mighty crusader is reduced to mumbling about things being "possibly illegal."
Holy fucking shit. These clowns have already picked their targets, rehearsed their threats, and started measuring the gallows before figuring out what anybody supposedly did wrong.
Then there's Elissa Slotkin, whose brilliant contribution to American democracy is wanting young people terrified of accepting jobs in a Republican administration. Imagine being such a vindictive, authoritarian-minded asshole that frightening Americans away from public service becomes a goddamn political objective.
Meanwhile, some exhausted father is standing in Walmart calculating whether he can afford hamburger, eggs, and enough gasoline to get to work tomorrow, while these self-important congressional parasites are practically jerking themselves raw over their shiny new subpoena powers.
What a breathtaking fucking disgrace.
The rent is due. Insurance premiums are crushing families. Grocery bills are eating paychecks alive. And the politicians who exploited that desperation to win power are now salivating over political enemies lists like a pack of rabid bureaucratic hyenas discovering the federal government comes with unlimited stationery and subpoena forms.
Here's the truly dangerous part: Every corporation, attorney, government employee, and young American watching this vindictive circus is receiving the same filthy message. Cooperate with the wrong administration, support the wrong president, or exercise the wrong political judgment, and these power-drunk bastards will make your life a living legal and financial hell.
That's the fucking nightmare they're advertising as accountability.
Democrats promised to lower the cost of living. They've instead announced their intention to make political disagreement as expensive, frightening, and professionally ruinous as possible.
Congratulations, America. The only goddamn thing Democrats have made affordable is political persecution.
And those vindictive motherfuckers are apparently offering it wholesale.
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Nov 10, 2026 · 6:41 PM UTC
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And here's what else you voted for:
-The party that celebrates the assassination of a Christian family man who only ever wanted to have an open debate with people who disagreed with him
-The "big tent" party of tolerance that calls Trump and Republicans Nazis and fascists but wants to censor or even imprison everybody that disagrees with them
-The party that wants to allow pretend “women” with dicks into your daughter’s bathroom and to compete in and destroy women’s sports
-The party that wants to permanently mutilate and chemically castrate little children
-The party that wants to kill a fully formed human being in the womb right up until the moment of birth
-The party that is kowtowing to the most misogynist culture on earth that allows men to beat and rape their wives, cut off their clitorises (FGM), and marry 9 and 10 year olds. And the party that is in a “red/green” alliance with people from that same culture and electing them all over the country; even though they support terrorists and want a global caliphate.
And, by the way, gas prices have dropped an average of 40 cents a gal in the last week because oil is flowing everywhere in the world again. The U.S. added 165,000 jobs in October (4 times higher than expectations), unemployment fell to 4.1%, and hourly wages are up 3.1% over last year. And the jobs numbers were actually revised up by 84,000 in Aug. and Sept. to adding 246,000 jobs in those two months. (Remember under Biden that the job numbers were only revised downward every month). American and foreign factories are being built in record numbers all over the U.S.. GDP grew at 3.4% in the most recent quarter and before the after mid-term crash the stock market was at record highs.
Trump was bringing us to the precipice of an unprecedented economic boom and American renaissance and now you impatient and ignorant voters can watch the Democrats burn it all down. Good Job, morons.
Here's the real FU behind all this, besides everything you mentioned. President Trump has 19 trillion of investments coming in, and by the time he leaves office our economy will be booming. Who do you think will take credit for all that? And I just heard a report they are already drafting paperwork to give Ukraine another 50 billion. Haven't heard a word about how they are going to help us. Ironic that the only guy in their sights is the only guy fighting for America first.
Demorats are just as bad as the worst communist tyrants of the Soviet Union or the bloodthirsty psychos of Nazi Germany. Conservatives need to understand that if any and all those leftist assholes could push a button and kill every person who disagreed with them, they would, immediately and without a second thought. They are murderous sub-humans.
At this point, I blame the brainwashed morons that believed it and the crybabies that voted against themselves because they hate Trump. If it didn't affect those of us with half a brain, I'd pat them all on the head and tell them they needed to live with their moronic choices. Just more evidence that we need to return to only allowing net positive tax payers or property owners voting rights. At a minimum one should have to pass a basic Civics test. So tired of these idiots.
.@VanJones68 admitted that they used the low IQ voter base to lie to them because they knew they could.
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Check out this Arizona state rep who is sure that @elonmusk must be guilty of crimes and wants an investigation to see if they can find any. "Show me the man and I'll show you the crime" shit right here:
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