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Using Bayesian stats to make the world worse. Endowed chair for resistance lib studies. Aspiring wine mom.

 Chicago, IL
Joined September 2023
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Ben Thompson@Bentnews28 Oct 2020
President Trump says Cal Cunningham "ended up having more affairs than you're allowed to have at one time." #WakeUpCLT #NCpol #NCsen nbcnews.com/politics/2020-el…
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Gay people and their 3-4 letter names...
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Caroline Fossum@cfoss333Nov 10
damn even a non skyline pic in chicago is gorgeous
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alkenzi@off_fj0rding17h
samsung film from 2003: I am evil and want to kill you
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Istra of Glome
@byistraOct 31
Søren Kierkegaard on those obsessed with "being busy"
Of all ridiculous things in the world what strikes me as the most ridiculous of all is being busy in the world, to be a man quick to his meals and quick to his work. So when, at the crucial moment, I see a fly settle on such a businessman’s nose, or he is bespattered by a carriage which passes him by in even greater haste, or the drawbridge is raised, or a tile falls from the roof and strikes him dead, I laugh from the bottom of my heart. And who could help laughing? For what do they achieve, these busy botchers? Are they not like the housewife who, in confusion at the fire in her house, saved the fire-tongs? What else do they salvage from the great fire of life?

ALT Of all ridiculous things in the world what strikes me as the most ridiculous of all is being busy in the world, to be a man quick to his meals and quick to his work. So when, at the crucial moment, I see a fly settle on such a businessman’s nose, or he is bespattered by a carriage which passes him by in even greater haste, or the drawbridge is raised, or a tile falls from the roof and strikes him dead, I laugh from the bottom of my heart. And who could help laughing? For what do they achieve, these busy botchers? Are they not like the housewife who, in confusion at the fire in her house, saved the fire-tongs? What else do they salvage from the great fire of life?

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Lux_Stella@Lux_Stella_9h
GIGACHAD NEED EMERGENCY GIGACHAD
Budrino Politics (@BudrinoPolitics) profile pictureBudrino Politics@BudrinoPoliticsNov 10
Carney is more conservative than Trump and it’s not even close. Carney has once again lowered corporate taxes We are the most pro corporate country in the world now
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Park MacDougald
@hpmcd1Nov 11
You’re still opposed to neoliberalism? Because at 30 it’s marginal, right?
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arielle@reallygordon6h
vibe coded a pitchfork BNM aggregator with options to filter by genre :) have fun ariellegordon.github.io/pitc…
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unlimitedcece@glindabaeNov 10
ive got a gift that nobody knows and i put it under the tree when nobody's home
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落合翔平
@ochiaishohei10h
 Garegeband for Mac
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sard@sard_sabze23h
you guys use 1 daw to make music…I use 3 daws and make No music
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Nick Wojcicki
@nickwoj98Nov 10
Anyone who gets upset with others to moving to their neighborhood—whether they call them a transplant or a gentrifier or a suburbanite—is such a loser, ESPECIALLY if you live in a city like Chicago. “We are full.” No, we absolutely are not. This city used to have a million more residents than it currently has and has the enough freshwater, flat land, and other resources to support ten million people.
charles entertainment cheese (@jmurffff) profile picturecharles entertainment cheese@jmurffffNov 10
the same people who dunk on you for living in the suburbs will also be mad at you if you move to their city and become a "transplant" but will also be mad at you if you stay in your small town. you cannot please these people lol
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wanye
@xwanyexNov 10
It’s not an overstatement to say that creating software without the aid of AI at this point is basically absurd. Like, that’s a preposterous, ridiculous thing to do.
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Ben Gardner@BenGardner87Nov 10
Native Michigander Billy Strings performing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in Milwaukee from 2025. The slow crowd roar starting when Royal plays the bass line at 2:25 to when Billy starts the first verse at 2:35 is why live music is the best. youtube.com/watch?v=frQ1sVYq…
Billy Strings - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald @ Fiserv Forum, Milwaukee 8/8/25

Billy Strings - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald @ Fiserv Forum, Milwaukee 8/8/25

August 8, 2025 - Fiserv Forum, Milwaukee, WI. (Gordon Lightfoot Cov...

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Arash Todd@AfroKidoOoNov 10
'Saint Anthony Preaching to the Fishes' by Arnold Böcklin, 1892
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"a certain kind of environmentalist will tell you we have ten years to decarbonize and then defend a review process that uses seven of them."
clara the urbanist (@SlopHq) profile pictureclara the urbanist
@SlopHqNov 9
a certain kind of environmentalist will tell you we have ten years to decarbonize and then defend a review process that uses seven of them. the planet is on fire, please submit written comments before the close of the 90 day window
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Samuel Robertson
@sm0olrNov 10
>hey opus please go remove <thing> opus: <thing> is now removed. I added 4000 lines of tests asserting that <thing> no longer exists so that it can't come back without us knowing.
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Suderman
@petersudermanNov 10
if you have an Elder Millennial Man in your life, consider texting, or even calling, to see if he's OK, if maybe he just needs to talk...you don't even have to say anything, just be present and listen as he shares his feelings about Pitchfork's list of 100 best indie rock albums
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lol, just got Sonic Pi working *as a VST plugin*. It currently supports audio in and out and you can have multiple instances running simultaneously thanks to SuperSonic.
Two instances of Sonic Pi as VST plugins running simultaneously within Reaper

ALT Two instances of Sonic Pi as VST plugins running simultaneously within Reaper

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