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I used to live by a cemetery in New Orleans and even though it was fenced off Google Maps kept telling me to walk through it, so I did and now Iβm haunted by a malevolent spirit that torments me every waking moment and haunts my dreams
today I discovered a walking route to work thatβs 2 minutes longer than the maps default, but takes me past a park, beautiful architecture, and a street full of cafΓ©s and life. such a huge upgrade to a journey I make every morning
I want Alive Maps, a version of Google Maps that optimises for beauty, serendipity, and aliveness instead of speed
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damn i was worried this was going to a dark place but the story had a happy ending thankfully
βNOT ALL MENββ¦β¦.mind you a man created a fake Tinder profile of his ex-girlfriend And then invited 18 men to her house to rape her. Multiple men showed up to rape her, and she was indeed raped.
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The victim in this case was not raped. Asad Hussain created a fake Tinder profile and lured at least 18 men to his ex-girlfriend's home with messages about a "rape fantasy." She was not physically harmed. He was jailed for 8 years for stalking. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/β¦ telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/06/2β¦
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My 5 y/o said she didnβt want to watch The Dark Knight with me because sheβs βscared of the creepy clown.β
Umm sweetie that βcreepy clownβ has a name, itβs Maggie Gyllenhaal.
ah should i listen to the soft bulletin or things we lost in the fire, or perhaps, for the 4000th night in a row, ignition (remix) on loop?
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"This tv show is unrealistic, no one talks like this. Also people are having way too much sex"
- People have sex a lot actually
"Well I don't"
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all i'm saying is that if my girlfriend turns out to be a spy I'd kill her without hesitation. Also if it turns out she's not a spy.
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Me: Your Honor, I'd like to move to enter these 676 photos of my cock and balls labeled as exhibits AA-ZZ into evidence.
Hot female DA: Objection your honor this is a tax fraud prosecution
Me: No, I'll argue the relevancy of each one individually so the DA can see them
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American female spy at a bar in Beijing attempting to seduce a Chinese tech CEO:
βI have a boyfriend. And a masterβs degree. Does that intimidate you? Iβm a cunt. Iβm a real bitch. I read 275 pornographic novels last year. Does that impress you? Can you even read? My water is about to get shut off, can you Venmo me $2,000? Iβm 207 pounds. My ex-boyfriend abused me. Iβve had an abortion. Do you like my tattoos? Theyβre a muffin and a big ship.β
I made one or two comments about Chinese honeypots and now my fy is all Chinese women. Iβm quarter Japanese this is offensive to me
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βDo you think ai could make a song like this?!β And itβs around the world by daft punk. Yeah actually I do
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Doesβ¦ anyone have that Howlingmutant tinkerbell picture? If youβve seen it you know what Iβm talking about
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This post reposts artwork by @spicymancer (their OC Mochabelle) without credit.
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