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My 5 y/o said she didn’t want to watch The Dark Knight with me because she’s “scared of the creepy clown.”
Umm sweetie that “creepy clown” has a name, it’s Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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American female spy at a bar in Beijing attempting to seduce a Chinese tech CEO:
“I have a boyfriend. And a master’s degree. Does that intimidate you? I’m a cunt. I’m a real bitch. I read 275 pornographic novels last year. Does that impress you? Can you even read? My water is about to get shut off, can you Venmo me $2,000? I’m 207 pounds. My ex-boyfriend abused me. I’ve had an abortion. Do you like my tattoos? They’re a muffin and a big ship.”
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Replying to @SlumRNA_Dog
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I don’t think anyone’s trying to figure out the secrets of how to turn the dishwasher on
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Replying to @joeybeastmarket @TheGoddamnPenis
I used to get into arguments with my ex girlfriend every morning and I would actively try to spontaneously combust to show her how mad I was and I was never able to do it
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Panicking because I had a blackface scandal and promised that I’d personally solve the Atlanta child murders to make it o for jt

































