Does the Comedy Hypnosis is Amazing Show. The most hilarious, irreverent comedy hypnotist EVER. Comedy|Hypnosis|AI|Washington Commanders Assistant Comedy Coach
Richmond, VA
Joined March 2012
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🚨 NATIONAL EMERGENCY 🚨
Some idiot scheduled the Big Game on Valentine’s Day (yes they did).
Millions of husbands’ lives are in danger.
So Starlink launched a rescue mission.
🎬 Watch OPERATION VALENTINE — my Big game @Starlink ad.
Made with @grok Imagine. – at Richmond, VA
Imagine. Create. Share.
Dream up a Starlink ad with Grok @Imagine. Post on @X for the opportunity to be featured by Starlink during the big game.
Learn more → starlink.com/imagine
🚨TONIGHT🚨
Throwing down with @thedeal1969 — Comedian "The Real Deal" Joel Davis on the Wrestling with Comedy Podcast. 7PM Eastern/4PM Pacific.
youtube.com/live/fVj40jUz40g…
One thing I'm consistent on: free speech.
Today I'm calling out the Trans Free Speechers who want to cancel Dave Chappelle.
But hey, at least I'm using your preferred pronouns.
🛸 SHE’S FAMOUS ON MARS FOR FEET PICS! 🦶😂
Apparently, even Martians have an OnlyFeet subscription.
We traveled the galaxy looking for intelligent life. Turns out they’re just as ridiculous as we are. 👽
🎤 Live comedy hypnosis at DreamHaus!
🎅 Next show: December 11, Richmond, VA
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IS HYPNOSIS REAL? 🎤😳
Watch what happens when I turn an ordinary microphone into a hypnotic weapon.
One volunteer. One instant induction. Absolutely no idea what he’s gotten himself into. 😂
What do you think is going on here?
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This is the way to go out.
ALERT: 97-year-old man dies at his birthday party hosted by a 24-year-old baker shortly after ‘Stayin’ Alive' played.
Eden Malinoff, a Los Angeles baker and influencer, hosted a Halloween birthday party for 97-year-old friend Vito.
Malinoff described Vito by saying, “This man lived his life to the fullest, all the way up until his last moments, quite literally. At 24 years old, I could not keep up with this man; he was the life of the party.”
During the party, just after being sung happy birthday and ‘Stayin’ Alive' by the Bee Gees played, Vito suffered a medical emergency and passed away.
“He had some medical issues that we didn’t know the severity of, and he passed away peacefully with his favorite music going.”
“RIP to an absolute legend.”
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Check out @pickaxsocial CEO @jeffdornik on this space. Join Pickax and you can afford a red Bugatti too. 🤣
🤝 Paid partnership · 🤖 Made with AI
There are too many on X who are going way beyond being slaves.
Too many are such total bitches that they are enthusiastically acting like East German Stasi collaborators.
Ken is just nicer about it than I am. 🤣
🤝 Paid partnership · 🤖 Made with AI
Stop being a slave to the Algorithm and make the move to Pickax. Where free speech still lives. pickax.com/?referralCode=qnh…
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🥊 I’M A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER…
BUT THAT CHANGES NOVEMBER 10TH!
I’m throwing down with Hall of Fame wrestler Joel “The Real Deal” Davis!
He’s spent his career putting people to sleep.
I DO THAT WITHOUT TOUCHING ANOTHER MAN’S ASS! 😂
🔥 Nov 10 • 7 PM ET
EFF AROUND AND FIND OUT!
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Tucker Carlson says President Trump is about to attack @pickaxsocial with a nuclear strike.
Clearly, this is due to Elon Musk freaking out about so many of the most active people on X defecting to Pickax.
Carlson wrote, "The only military option is a nuclear strike." – at Richmond, VA
🤝 Paid partnership · 🤖 Made with AI
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🚨 YOU’RE UNDER ARREST!
“For sending feet pics? UNSOLICITED feet pics?!”
When you hypnotize a guy into becoming Sgt. Sunshine, apparently the police start investigating some VERY disturbing crimes. 😂
Then we found out the pics were SOLICITED.
Somehow, that’s worse. 💀
🎤 Stand-up. Crowd work. REAL hypnosis.
🎟️ hahahypno.com
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My web manager @grok Bot, Captain Picard has successfully deployed his first update to hahahypno.com just now.
He let me know when it was in draft and did not go live with it until I said, “Make it so”.
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I've created a @Grok @Bot named "Captain Picard" to manage my Grok websites that are created in Grok Chat mode.
Yes, I've been death on the Grok Bot Cult.
I did something they don't: I asked first if I should Bot or Not.
This time it said Bot - on something I make money on. – at Richmond, VA
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Why Do I Eat Your Ticketing Fees?
🎅 SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST GETS LONGER DECEMBER 11!
And I’ve got an early Christmas present for Richmond…
🎟️ NO TICKET FEES!
The Comedy Hypnosis is Amazing Show returns to DreamHaus after a standing-room-only October show!
🎤 Stand-up. Crowd work. REAL hypnosis.
It’s like KILL TONY with JEDI MIND TRICKS!
📅 Friday, December 11 – at Richmond, VA
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Two clueless people telling the "post more interesting content" lie: @blankspeaker (so clueless he didn't look at my content before saying it wasn't interesting) and @KettlebellDan (who I think means well).
Every minute I spend posting on Meta is worth 14x what it is on X. – at Richmond, VA
The lies are being told by people who are clueless. Interesting or not, it's all about timing, audience, and content.
The algorithm has no concept of what is good or interesting. The poster has to figure out what the audience wants and when to give it to them.
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🚨 A Cleveland-area pastor has TWO WIVES.
And his FIRST WIFE introduced the SECOND WIFE in CHURCH! 🤯
Forget turning water into wine. The Prophet just performed a MIRACLE! 😂
🎅 Santa’s Naughty List gets longer December 11 at DreamHaus in Richmond!
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She screamed “I’M AN AG!” like it was a diplomatic immunity card.
The cop wasn’t impressed.
Santa put HER on the Naughty List and made HIM an honorary elf. 🎅😂
December 11: Santa’s Naughty List gets even longer at DreamHaus in Richmond.
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