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Does the Comedy Hypnosis is Amazing Show. The most hilarious, irreverent comedy hypnotist EVER. Comedy|Hypnosis|AI|Washington Commanders Assistant Comedy Coach

Richmond, VA
Joined March 2012
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🚨 NATIONAL EMERGENCY 🚨 Some idiot scheduled the Big Game on Valentine’s Day (yes they did). Millions of husbands’ lives are in danger. So Starlink launched a rescue mission. 🎬 Watch OPERATION VALENTINE — my Big game @Starlink ad. Made with @grok Imagine. – at Richmond, VA
Imagine. Create. Share. Dream up a Starlink ad with Grok @Imagine. Post on @X for the opportunity to be featured by Starlink during the big game. Learn more → starlink.com/imagine
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Just did something really cool using ChatGPT Images and @Grok Imagine video. I created a $15K crane shot from actual video stills. – at Richmond, VA
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I also had ChatGPT create the @grok Imagine video prompt. The first ten seconds of the above video is the original video. The second ten is the collaboration between Grok and ChatGPT. – at Richmond, VA
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One of the lessons here: based on the audio limitations in @grok , the right play is whenever possible, only use this technique when no Lip Sync will be needed. Lip Sync can be done, but it is extra time. Bottom line: this adds $15K in production value. – at Richmond, VA
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Wow Megyn Kelly is fired up about Dianna Russini. 😳
.@MegynKelly: "Fuck off, People Magazine, and Dianna Russini, on this absurd, ridiculous, poisonous spin, that takes zero responsibility for what she actually did." @MTaibbi: "That's got to be a Guinness record for NOT being introspective at length." More: youtube.com/c/MegynKelly/?su…
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I hate to agree with Megyn Kelly about anything. So let me put it like this: even Megyn Kelly has been following Tony Farmer’s reporting on Russini.
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“Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I feel better.” - Dave Chappelle
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If you publicly opposed cancel culture and now want to cancel Dave Chappelle, you're Trans Free Speech. Here's why... xitter.twitterapi.xyz/HahaHypno/status/21198… – at Richmond, VA
One thing I'm consistent on: free speech. Today I'm calling out the Trans Free Speechers who want to cancel Dave Chappelle. But hey, at least I'm using your preferred pronouns.
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One thing I'm consistent on: free speech. Today I'm calling out the Trans Free Speechers who want to cancel Dave Chappelle. But hey, at least I'm using your preferred pronouns.
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🚨 NATIONAL EMERGENCY 🚨 Some idiot scheduled the Big Game on Valentine’s Day (yes they did). Millions of husbands’ lives are in danger. So Starlink launched a rescue mission. 🎬 Watch OPERATION VALENTINE — my Big game @Starlink ad. Made with @grok Imagine. – at Richmond, VA
Imagine. Create. Share. Dream up a Starlink ad with Grok @Imagine. Post on @X for the opportunity to be featured by Starlink during the big game. Learn more → starlink.com/imagine
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Did they really schedule the game on V day? Sorry I don't really do sports...lol
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Yes they really did. 🤣 For the first time in Super Bowl history. They missed Valentine’s Day 60 times in a row. Decided, “Let’s see how many husbands we can get murdered this year.” 🤣
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Everyone is distracted by the Jensen Huang gossip. They are missing the $4.8 billion time bomb in the AI supply chain. Over two years, Southeast Asian cloud partner Megaspeed bought $4.8B in Nvidia GPUs. Yet when Commerce officials visited a Malaysian facility, they reportedly found the hardware still sitting in boxes. House committees want answers by November 11. If Washington cracks down on third-party neocloud allocations, what happens to the overseas GPU pipeline?
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You assume the two things are not connected. I don't.
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I’m assuming nothing. You made a post that is whitewashing a very real threat to those of us who enjoy being on the green side of the grass and having the freedom to love it. That said, you frequently write things that are written in such a way that it later turns out that you meant something different than what you wrote. The words on my screen in your post, shocked the hell out of me.
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My entry: OPERATION VALENTINE xitter.twitterapi.xyz/HahaHypno/status/21196… – at Richmond, VA
🚨 NATIONAL EMERGENCY 🚨 Some idiot scheduled the Big Game on Valentine’s Day (yes they did). Millions of husbands’ lives are in danger. So Starlink launched a rescue mission. 🎬 Watch OPERATION VALENTINE — my Big game @Starlink ad. Made with @grok Imagine.
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This is 100% made with @grok Imagine and edited in CapCut. Those who think Grok Imagine doesn't rock can take it up with @Starlink special operator "Bunny" who stars in my ad. Real ones use Grok Imagine. – at Richmond, VA
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The music was made, prompted by @grok as an homage to "Fortunate Son" by Clearance Clearwater Revival. This @suno banger is called, "Fortunate Husband". suno.com/s/J7EcMw9PtC58ZOya – at Richmond, VA
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🛸 SHE’S FAMOUS ON MARS FOR FEET PICS! 🦶😂 Apparently, even Martians have an OnlyFeet subscription. We traveled the galaxy looking for intelligent life. Turns out they’re just as ridiculous as we are. 👽 🎤 Live comedy hypnosis at DreamHaus! 🎅 Next show: December 11, Richmond, VA
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That humor always hits just right.
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And with every social media platform except this one. 🤣
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OMG 😲 Uber guy said “Nope. Not today, Satan.”
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It’s the driver’s car and the driver can end or cancel any ride for any non-discriminatory reason. Failing to leave when told is trespass (depending on the specific laws in your jurisdiction). This is a situation drivers have to deal with on the regular.
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