There’s a brand of shirtless sweaty dj dj-set that is functionally just the gay equivalent of the Savannah Bananas.
25 year old that drives a hyundai: she’s just using me man :/
63 year old billionaire: the beautiful hot woman will love me forever. I am perfect.
Breaking News: Nvidia opened an investigation into Jensen Huang, its CEO, after he acknowledged to the company’s board that he had been intimate with a business executive who U.S. intelligence determined to be a Chinese spy. nyti.ms/3ViPMAt
he’s gotta be printing this out tonight
BREAKING: Democrat Jon Ossoff wins re-election to the U.S. Senate in Georgia, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4BFwxBo
there are like 15 visibly gay people in line in front of me to vote. Can they just count us up and let us go home please.































