John Straumann

@MSFTCopilot I signed up for the Copilot for Business Premium product, and want to test the Legal plugin in Word, but I do not see the option to enable: support.microsoft.com/en-us/…

@TBLightning Spent my birthday with the Lightning! Not only did they get the WIN, I had a cupcake delivered to my seat! Dunno who set that up, but THANKS!!

🚀 @elonmusk reportedly learned rocket science from 2 books. I built free interactive Windows apps for both: run the equations, tweak the inputs, and watch orbits & engines respond. Installers + source: johnstraumann94.github.io/#t… #STEM #RocketScience

If you're hearing terms like AI (oops, SI, 🙄) and Agent and don't really know what that means, here's an easy guide: lnkd.in/ew969sTn

Just published, free, no gate: • 6 AI governance playbooks — CAIO, financial services, legal, banking, auto retail, state & local gov • A 20-module hands-on Microsoft Foundry course https://johnstraumann94.github.io1111 (NOTE: Not official Microsoft content.) @Azure @Microsoft

@realDonaldTrump I am a Filed CAIO for Microsoft and an American Citizen, ready to be your AI Czar.

@elonmusk I read about you learning Rocket Science from those 2 books, I am working on an App that lets people use code to learn the concepts. Want to collaborate? johnstraumann.com/Software

@espn with more awful coverage. Live matches on and they are showing Osaka interview and practice. Just when you think the @usopen can't get worse

@SpaceX @spacexai @elonmusk I am looking for an introduction to someone at SpaceX who works in developer relations, anyone? Bueller? Working on a project to help young people interested in STEM get a start in Rocket Science, yes it really IS rocket science!!

Check out my latest article: Markdown as the AI-Native Layer for Modern Document Processing linkedin.com/pulse/markdown-… via @LinkedIn @Azure

@NASCAR needs a @CoorsBanquet car!

@usopen has become a joke. Idiots in the stands, stupid fashion shows, men wearing golds gym shirts on the courts. Disgraceful.

@CodBorg Interesting you call DJT "pedo", can you produce a SINGLE shred of verified evidence he has EVER committed sexual crimes against children? Hint, no because it does not exist.

@DougOfSkye Great article on Fox today! You might find my plan for defeating China outlined in the first chapter of my book interesting! Just swap fission for fusion and it could be done! a.co/d/06SHMHL4

Hey @espn no one gives a FU@K who is in the stands at the US Open. We want to see tennis!

Leave it to @espn to do an interview right as Roger breaks at love. Who is the idiot in charge over there.

@Audi Just got a Q7, love it! Feature request. Use the Cameras to show my exact position when pulling into the garage. Standard single farage doors are tight, would be great to know my clearance on both sides in real time as I pull in!

@Toyota Trying to configure a 4Runner on your site, but only see 4 cylinder engines. Are you kidding me?

@X @elonmusk you need to make it easier to delete an entire X post/reply history. One by one isn't scalable, and charging for API calls is ridiculous.

Streamline procurement with Azure AI Copilot: index contracts using Azure AI Search, build assistants with Azure OpenAI, and secure data with Microsoft Entra ID. Boost efficiency and compliance. @Azure