Hujan Simulator

A true, hirsute male has a sort of Apple Dynamic Island of hair, a tuft of troll fur that is able to be combed down in any direction over the temples or forehead in order to signal virility to the women whom the impressively maned male leaves screaming voicemails and threatening texts. Here is another example of voluminous locks:

SPOILERS: The Correct Answer Was... The guy with the long hair in every set. If you look carefully, the men with long hair are slowly going bald from the middle of their heads outward left and right in a perfectly straight line. Like Moses parting the Red Sea, in 40 or 60 more years, their hairlines will be devastated, left only with clown-like remnants of hair on either side. A reverse mohawk of humiliating baldness. Whereas you can see Kyle Coleman still has fried little bits of hair in the middle of his head, and a strong, dignified wreath of forehead surrounding the peninsula of follicles growing mightily for all time.

Identify the balding man from these two images:

Do not answer too quickly. Take your time. One of these two men is indeed balding at an alarming rate. Follow the squiggles.

Who here is on the verge of catastrophic baldness? The answer may shock you.

You've heard of the Norwood Scale. This is the Coleman Scale. According to the Coleman Scale, which of these two men is balding? (Good Luck)

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