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A true, hirsute male has a sort of Apple Dynamic Island of hair, a tuft of troll fur that is able to be combed down in any direction over the temples or forehead in order to signal virility to the women whom the impressively maned male leaves screaming voicemails and threatening texts. Here is another example of voluminous locks:
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SPOILERS:
The Correct Answer Was...
The guy with the long hair in every set. If you look carefully, the men with long hair are slowly going bald from the middle of their heads outward left and right in a perfectly straight line. Like Moses parting the Red Sea, in 40 or 60 more years, their hairlines will be devastated, left only with clown-like remnants of hair on either side. A reverse mohawk of humiliating baldness. Whereas you can see Kyle Coleman still has fried little bits of hair in the middle of his head, and a strong, dignified wreath of forehead surrounding the peninsula of follicles growing mightily for all time.
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Do not answer too quickly. Take your time. One of these two men is indeed balding at an alarming rate. Follow the squiggles.
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Who here is on the verge of catastrophic baldness? The answer may shock you.
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You've heard of the Norwood Scale. This is the Coleman Scale.
According to the Coleman Scale, which of these two men is balding? (Good Luck)
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This bald little space case has been huffing the paint fumes too long. Crack open mommy's window! xitter.twitterapi.xyz/HujanisHosting/status/…
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.@HujanisHosting is SCARED about me streaming and making him look like an IDIOT. Meanwhile I’m sat here eating crisps in me mum’s council estate and looking rather dapper in my new 36 G breasts as I contemplate how I shall decorate my new set and take over as Queen of the Sektur
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No Refunds.
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UH OH @HujanisHosting U IN TROUBLE BOI @dorsetpolice
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BREAKING HUJAN NEWS:
The British government is encouraging folks to email them at bcphomes@bcpcouncil.gov.uk to snitch on homosexual Kyle Coleman for destroying government property. You ain’t allowed to decorate and fill your holes.
Hujan Simulator retweeted
This guy is a dangerous predator
Ain't no way this Erkel maxxing convicted child rapist is streaming games on @kick from his filthy, allegedly roach infested motel room. @StakeEddie
@Bandfaband85 it's time to get off the internet buddy. Being a mouthy pedo online ain't it.
Hujan Simulator retweeted
> Says people are worried about him streaming
> He's afraid to hit "Go Live"
Ummm
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🚨 GOON ALARM 🚨
this pussy flagged down @WarskiAddict1 stream and anyone who isnt sweeping for pedo mike he will promise to call upon the bitcoin assassins and he beats his moms.
H2BH 🐧
Hujan Simulator retweeted
Seamus Dalton Dollins from Flower Mound Texas loves flagging as much as he loves beating up his mom.
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I want to give a massive shout-out to @WarskiAddict1 for the incredibly entertaining streams he's been putting out recently.
First, bringing Michael "PedoMike" Lawrence Parks on and clowning on him so relentlessly that he proceeded to crash out for TWO HOURS.
Then tonight, giving Seamus "Pussyboi" Dollins a platform to come on and demonstrate, in spectacular fashion, just how remarkably uninformed he is!
The best part? These two lolcows have finally broken containment. They've stepped outside their little bubble, where they could convince themselves they were actually winning, and now everyone else gets to see the show.
Thanks for the laughs, man. Keep up the great work! 😂
🤖 Made with AI
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I can't wait till the next episode of @PODAWFUL
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