Dressing up as a Googlebook for Halloween because nothing is scarier than knowing you’ll be dead in 3 years

Nov 1, 2026 · 1:09 AM UTC

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Damn, Marques. 😂
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Dress up as an iPhone duo considering it'll take a month
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damn... 💀
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I feel Google's product graveyard is big enough to host its own Halloween festival.
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Holy shit😂
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This made me spit out my coffee 🤭
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This is valid 😂
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Imagine buying a laptop with a built-in expiration date 💀😭😭😭
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Saving this post. I'll take the opposing bet.
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Leave Google alone, man, they're trying. 😂 I give it a year.
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I spit my water out reading this. WOOOOW
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It sounds funny, but it's not. Googlebooks will replace Chromebooks, so they are here to stay. I guess you love the glowing Apple logo too, and hating the glow bar. Right? You are all so bad, it's unbelievable how bad you are. Everything for money. Everything for the views. Disappointing
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Scariest costume of the night. It ships with an expiration date.
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the killed by google list is the real haunted house
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Dressing as a product with a built-in expiration date is the most committed Halloween bit of the year 🦊
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Where is the costume?
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They’ll get a chance then to make the branding less confusing with the next one.
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Should’ve dressed as iPhone Duo, dead out of the box!
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Or You could dress up as John Ternus , same idea but a dead company in 3 ( or maybe 4 years )
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@grok how would the dress look like ?
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Consistency is the one thing Google and Microsoft are consistently inconsistent about. That's why Apple really excels, especially with its hardware.
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could've been open AI prism - and in 2 months.
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Scariest costume of the night. Comes with a sunset notice instead of candy.
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the scariest part of the costume is the support end date printed on the back
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Hope Google gives it the love and support it deserves before it joins the graveyard 💀😭
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this one still has a special place in my heart :)
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I don't think this is the entire GoogleBook plan. This tier doesn't make much sense, I agree. However, Google has massive Chromebook adoption in schools, and from what I read, certain Chromebooks are going to be able to upgrade to full GoogleBook software. GoogleBook ain't going anywhere in my opinion. 5-10 years from now, if Google actually plays their cards right, the top tier could actually be a force. Now to see if they can figure that plan out.
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Bro really said that 😭
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3 years is generous. Google Reader didn't even get a costume
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if you're scared you'll be dead in a few years, you aren't religious at all.
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